nut freeze

its when ur get so cold your nuts shrink and schwrivel up.

look at how small that guys sack is!!!
"shutup i have got a nut freeze"
"sure you do, HAHAHHA"

by Don Gulliver April 5, 2003

Dutch Freezer

When one unknowingly sits on the toilet after someone has previously pissed on the seat, thus covering their ass in piss.

Me: Yo, I think Woolgar just dutch freezer'd his toilet.

Si: FUCK! I JUST SAT IN THAT PISS.

by Jay&Wool July 22, 2009

Heart Freeze

Drinking a cold beverage so fast that your heart feels like it's freezing.

Nick finally experienced a heart freeze.

Alyssa laughed.

by Spidergirl October 18, 2012

Feezy

A term to describe a very attractive woman
Also: Feez - ies

UH OH! Feezy at twelve 'O clock! Damn she nice right there!

by Torrance Durkee October 21, 2008

freeze pop

When a girl is giving a guy head with ice cubes in her mouth.

"Ouch! Me wang is frozen solid! No diggity!"

by Dys-functional February 11, 2005

freeze the balls off a brass monkey

A reference to extreme cold. According to the United States Navy Historical Center, this is a legend of the sea without historical justification. The center has researched this because of the questions it gets and says the term “brass monkey” and a vulgar reference to the effect of cold on the monkey’s extremities, appears to have originated in the book “Before the Mast” by C.A. Abbey published in 1857. It was said that it was so cold that it would “freeze the tail off a brass monkey.”. The Navy says there is no evidence that the phrase had anything to do with ships or ships with cannon balls.

The first taxi man George encountered in Brooklyn said, "It is cold fit to freeze the balls off a brass monkey."

by Vigfus April 27, 2016

Freezedown

A situation in which the core temperature gets way too low and engages freeze down sequence.

<-4000: !!!!FREEZEDOWN!!!!

by Fuckout March 1, 2019