Guy #1: Oh did you see Bob's new status on facebook?
Guy#2: Yeah.
Guy #1: Did you care that he can't masturbate when the cat is staring at him?
Guy#2: No.
Guy#1: Me neither.
Guy#2: Yeah.
Guy #1: Did you care that he can't masturbate when the cat is staring at him?
Guy#2: No.
Guy#1: Me neither.
by Bob hates cats December 12, 2010
Get the Facebookmug. A social networking site, similar to myspace, et. al that is usable ONLY by certain college students and highschoolers. In other words, a private little elitest club for students afraid to leave their campuses, even online. Hard to believe, but there are interesting people in this world who aren't in college! -crowd gasps-
Dude, facebook is cooler than myspace - there's no ads!
I shoulda written that essay instead of facebooking last night.
I shoulda written that essay instead of facebooking last night.
by kirE May 4, 2006
Get the Facebookmug. by xoga October 26, 2008
Get the facebookmug. A website where people post things about their personal lives to inform their friends and family of what is happening in their life/how they feel/ opinions.
by Sk8rchick94 January 10, 2012
Get the Facebookmug. A lame and simple social network website that hides the pages you followed, discourages socializing with new people, makes it impossible to find local people, and spams your screen with ads so that the CEO can get more money to build his fifteenth glass-walled house.
Don't socialize elsewhere or anywhere mate, just use Facebook, strap on your Facebook VR goggles and watch your friends on Facebook from a distance in stunning 5K 3D.
by M.W. Legends March 31, 2019
Get the Facebookmug. by Mr Special September 1, 2018
Get the Facebookmug. A website where you can enter all your information and have it hacked and distributed to international companies without your consent for free.
by imagoofygoober123 January 11, 2019
Get the Facebookmug.