ass fiddle

A fiddle played by a small German man from the flexing of his ass muscles.

Man, what a nice ass fiddle

by Austin J M May 29, 2008

Fidge

verb. The act of "liking" somebody for a short amount of time in order to get them attached to you and then disappearing completely thus breaking their heart. This act is commonly displayed multiple times a week to victims who tend to find out about each other anyway. It is considered a form of manipulation towards sweet and innocent victims.

GUY: "Hey girl, I haven't seen you since the last time we hung out? Do you still like me?"
GIRL: "Ohhh...um yea a little bit.. I'm just dealing with some personal issues so I don't think this will work out between us."
GUY: "Did I really just get fidged?"

by racky fidge December 16, 2009

Didley Fidley

Uncommon phrase shouted when reaching climax.

Oh didley fidley thank you for fiddling with my didley.

by TikkleMaPikkle October 23, 2016

Fido

A common name for a household dog.

It's the time of year to take Fido to the vet.

by Pro December 29, 2004

fidgetation

An instance of fidgeting.
Something to do when you don't know what to do, and then you start to wonder when it started.

"I don't know what else to do... now you're going to be subject to fidgetation on Monday..!!" said Julie to Wesley.

"Wow.. this is like.. fidgetation."
"I know right..!! When did this happen!"
*shrugs* "I don't know..."

by skulk3r October 29, 2007

Fidiot

When someone is an F'ing idiot but you not in a position to say the "F" word, for example at work, in front of your boss.

My boss is such a fidiot.

by The Evil DD May 14, 2009

Fidget Spinner

AIDS

"I fucked a dude's asshole and now I have Fidget Spinner and am probably gonna die."

by Platipi June 3, 2017