Falcon Punch

Teacher: So Tommy how do you finished this problem?

Tommy: I subtract 10, then divide by zer-

Teacher: Oh no u dint
FALCONNN... PUNNNCH

*Tommy gets a Falcon Punch to the face...

by ihatelifemorethanyou December 18, 2009

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Fadonked

When a girl is giving a terrible blow job and the guy whips his dick out and hits her across the face. This contact will leave a mark. This usually occurs when a girl has braces and is scatching a man's penis in the process of a blow job

The reason why Jennifer Aniston didnt show up to the Academy Awards is being the night before she got fadonked and had a mark that resembled my penis.

by TittyFuckHerAss March 3, 2009

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Fagongle

When a female person fondles and gargles a male person's reproductive organs.

She fagongled me for hours last night!

by ABemployee August 14, 2009

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Fadoned

A combination of the word Faded and blown. Originating Texas, the word came about when an unknown source asked if one had ever been so faded they're blown.

Dude.. that orange haze left me fadoned.
His bong will get you super fadoned!

by Kiba Amoeba September 15, 2010

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Falcon Punch

Verb. To use an extremely epic move or tactic in anything that grants the user instant victory.

Example One:
Teacher: The atomic bomb ended the war when it was dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. In a sense, we basically Falcon Punch'd the Japanese so that we don't have to drag the war out any longer.

Example Two:
Michael: So I was playing poker with John the other night, and I had a three of a kind of fives on the last hand.
James: Did you win?
Michael: No. He pulled a goddamn straight flush out of his ass and won the game.
James. Damn man! He Falcon Punch'd you!

by John D. Heisenberg May 15, 2013

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