A flake, Liar, Someone who never comes through for the team. Yu know tha Nigga thats always Braggin about wat he got but has nothing to show for it. Tha Nigga that just Lies for No reason. The Nigga that talks the most shit but wouldnt bust a grape in a fruit fight. He's FALONIOUS

"I just got a Bran New Car But its in the shop"- FALONIOUS STATEMENT!

Falonious by b-mack0709 May 18, 2009

Flonson Johnson

When you get an erection while listening to any music performed by Waka Flocka Flame.

I was listening to "No Hands" the other day and all of a sudden I had a Flonson Johnson.

Flonson Johnson by ManusMallard May 9, 2023

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falondo

a kind coky boy who knows his way with a women and brags about his skill

ugh it falondo with jennifer at the lunch table

falondo by rgwvbrehnjyrhg November 29, 2018

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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