Erection

When a guy is horny and his dick gets big.

Umm sir, it's quite obvious that you have an erection. My kids are here.

by Bigboibigcock November 7, 2019

four hour erection

One of the wonderful features of Cialis, to pitch a trouser tent long enough so a gerbil can sleep underneath. Four hour erections can lead to damage of the penis if you let it go longer. The reason why there's 6,000,000,000 people on this planet breeding and sodomizing each other like animals.

"erections lasting more than four hours should be treated by a doctor, or serious damage may result"

I took Cialis, got a four hour erection and went to the shelter and had sex with 16 partners.

by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 14, 2007

erectionise

to have sex with. from the latin 'erectus'

im gonna erectionise you babycakes.

by richard February 18, 2005

Walking Erection

someone who's brain, tho found in their pants, only functions when their dick is hard, therefore they have practiced a permanent erection

Saint Ownsalot

by Joe Blow December 3, 2003

erection injection

Using an erect penis and sticking it in someone that looks as though they could use it to help ease the pain or make them feel better/good.

That chick looks pretty sad over there, I'd give her a shot of my erection injection and perk her ass right up.

by skankweasel October 6, 2016

penile erectionism

a fancy name for a boner :)

Oh my GOSH Charles! By Golly, you've got a penile erectionism! :O (:D)

by first_time_dictionary_dot_comr June 3, 2009

Italian erection

an undescended testicle

Johnny was born with an Italian erection

by chokkadubie January 23, 2013