okey dokey, here we go

What one says before performing cunnilingus on their main squeeze, preferably in a Lecter-esque tone of voice.

If you need an example, you're nowhere near smooth enough to pull this off successfully. Get a job.

by Burmecion January 19, 2004

Jizz donkey

An art form compromised almost entirely of sperm on a canvass in UV light amidst other bodily wastes.

Created whilst riding a unicorn backwards.
Can also be used in sculpture.

Guy 1: "Oh god damn that jizz donkey is bitchin'!"
Nigel :"Why yes! It's smashing!"

by Lucy Griffiths August 20, 2011

Blue gilled sea donkey

Disgusting fat chick that nobody wants to take home

P1: Gross! look at that fat chick at the bar.
P2: Haha! She's a blue gilled sea donkey

by Anonymous9492349 December 29, 2010

Donkey Punchers

The coolest geocaching group in Merced, CA. Known for being unable to find the easiest of caches, and often resort to calling other people for clues.

Person 1-"Dude i dont know where this cache is, someone must have stolen it."

Person 2-"Man, if we keep this shit up were gunna end up like the Donkey Punchers."

by Night Owl920 September 25, 2010

hung like a donkey

A man who has large genitals

Jeez, he's hung like a donkey!

by chump April 23, 2003

Donkey Dick Guarantee

A guarantee so outrageous that it makes you think of a Donkey Dick.

That's a "Donkey Dick Guarantee" from you to me!

by FistFire July 12, 2007

Donkeysmell

A phone greeting that was created by the character Cheech in the Cheech & Chong movie series.

Phone ringing...........

Person answers the phone and says "Donkeysmell." Conversation begins.

by Stevedawg18 September 27, 2008