one direction

a group of boys(they were once 5, but now they’re 4. niall fell over playing golf and it was sore) that can sing very well, but shocking dancers. these boys also have a very bad history with maths. lima tends to believe he didn’t know what udon noodles were until he was in his late 30’s, despite only being 26. louis also believes 36 plus another 6 is 38, and collectively the boys cant tell the difference between 18 months and 5 years. one of the band members commonly known as the curly-headed one, harry, has ongoing battle against gravity and can’t go a show without falling over. also if you want to commit suicide all you have to do is say you hate one direction and their fans will kill you :)

‘your maths is as good as one direction’

by ranga.langa September 6, 2020

Oral Direction

Directions given via the mouth.

The Oral Direction given by my Domina was to get on all fours and to spread my cheeks.

by SmackTalk6969 July 16, 2022

One Direction

Five liars

Friend: Hey aren’t you into that band, who are they?
Me:Oh you mean One Direction? Five liars.

by jessie072 April 26, 2020

One direction

The best direction there is the best boy band and I love Zayn

I love Zayn from one direction but Niall is really funny so yk yk

by Lily pines October 27, 2020

One Direction

Well they're only the biggest boyband in the world! They were formed on the X-Factor in 2010 by Simon Cowell. They all originally auditioned as solo artists, then were all so close to going home, until Simon called them all back in. They announced an 18 month break I'm 2016, that break then turned into a 5 year break. The band consisted of 5 members: Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan, Liam Payne and Zayn Malik. Zayn left the band in 2015. The boys were very successful with 5 albums. Up All Night with the hit-single What Makes You Beautiful, Take Me Home with the hit single Live While We're Young, Midnight Memories with the hit single Best Song Ever, FOUR with the hit single Steal My Girl and Made In The A.M with the hit single Drag Me Down. While the boys are all now making solo music, we all think they will come back on July 23rd 2020 on their 10th anniversary.

"Yo, have you heard that One Direction will be coming back this year?!"

"No way, really?! It's totally gonna be on July 23rd 2020!"

by onedirection&5sos April 18, 2020

one direction

the greatest band in the whole world

the band in my time one direction were just having fun and horrible dancers

by taylorswift.13 December 14, 2023

one direction sexual

only attracted to one direction

hi what’s your sexuality?
oh i’m one direction sexual

by one direction whore December 30, 2020