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Garage Designer

Garage Designer - An everyday person who has done no study in design but thinks they are a designer. They produce artwork or designs in programs like Word and Paint. They use lots of colours and fonts, and have no idea about typography. These kind of people wish they were a designer but really they have no eye for design at all. Most graphic designers deal with Clients who 'think' they're designers.
My client creates coloured boxes on a page in Word and then puts words in each box about his business and connects them like a crossword. He thinks it's real cool to advertise his business this way!

"My client is such a Garage Designer... can't he stick to his own job"... anonymous graphic designer
by designer54 March 4, 2009
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failure by designer jeans

a song by the band from first to last which is featured on a smartpunk sampler cd. its title is a play on brand new's "failure by design"
"failure by designer jeans"

I'm a mess of insecurities
Attention starved with a narcissistic twist
Don't you think that I'm amazing?
Please tell me I'm worth dating
I have every reason not to leave home today (home today)
Home today (home today)

Mirror, mirror, how amazing is my figure?
Your visitors they fall apart before my pictures
Mirror, how amazing is my figure?
Your visitors they fall apart before my pictures

Please don't believe my words are lacking honesty
I'll be the boy you can't resist
You'll be the tenth girl on my list
I'll write your name upon my chest
These less than three's will never rest
Please don't believe my words are lacking honesty

Mirror, mirror, how amazing is my figure?
Your visitors they fall apart before my pictures
Mirror, how amazing is my figure?
Your visitors they fall apart before my pictures

You'll be the last girl on my list
Action's just a click away
These things photographs could never say
x2

Please don't believe my words are lacking honesty
(You'll be the last girl on my list
Action's just a click away
These things photographs could never say)
x2
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rice rocket designs

A design company that makes trendy logos, album artwork, etc.
Where did you get that awesome logo?
Oh, I got it from Rice Rocket Designs! Isn't it great?!
by ihatekate February 14, 2008
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Designated Drover

A designated drover is the responsible person in a group of intoxicated individuals on a night out.

Unlike the 'Designated Driver' they are allowed to be intoxicated, but not to the point that they can not think rationally enough to look after their fellow revelers.

This may include, making sure all of a group get to the next destination, stay off roads, don't eat dodgy hot dogs, kebabs, etc. They may also end up having the responsibility of soothing the individual lying in a pool of their own vomit or tears....

The designated drover can be determined prior to the commencement of an outing or assumed at some point in an unfolding crisis.
"If it wasn't for John the designated drover, I don't know how we would have got home last night."

You were lucky there was a designated drover, otherwise:

you'd have been hit by a car for sure.

you'd have gone home with that crazy_____ for sure.

you would have had vomit in your hair for sure.
by Blankchap November 16, 2011
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DW (Designated Walker)

One who makes sure that people who are under the influence walk to their destinations safely
To get back to the hotel safely, Tricia is our DW (designated walker)
by trishfish526 May 16, 2011
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Graphic designer

An individual who does precise guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge.
by #Magikarp November 7, 2019
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an announcement to say that things are about to gat very bad
class d: *runs here and there*
PA: mobile task force unit epsilon 11 designated nine tailed fox has entered the facility, all foundation personnel are to carry out standard evacuation protocols.
class d: crap noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Adam Goh June 7, 2021
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