Kentucky Derby

A stand-up shitting contest with a photo finish (to avoid disputes, of course). Two or more individuals partake in a standing defecation where winners are determined by the longest unbroken "tail" at any given point.

I heard the DC Talk roadies used to crunk up the groupies and hold Kentucky Derbys to decide which ones got to hang with the band.

by Mung the Merciful October 17, 2008

derra

A 'race' of dragons which is essentially kendii with horns and horrible anatomy. 'Created'(ripped from Aido Rakaen, authour of Fallen) by the infamous and untalented art theif Banrai, who is known for her lack of talent and 'hello pitying', by such methods as claiming her boyfriend hit her showing sharpied on 'cuts' as proof in bad webcam photos.

Any image of the 'derra' should not be taken seriously, and should be checked and rechecked to see which parts she stole from which Aido Rakaen image.

Wow, first she claims 'inspiration', and then that the Kendii are rips of her! She really needs to get her story straight with those Derra!

by Kasai July 27, 2005

Uncle Derrick Slap

A back hand slap similar to that of a pimp slap but with greater force, speed and sound upon impact, so much in fact that the recipient is stunned in complete silence for a short period of time due to the surprise of the whole experience. It is usually administered to one's face, or back of one's head, after the recipient of the Uncle Derrick Slap or UDS has commited actions deemed inappropiate or unruly by the occassion (church services, lectures or a funeral, etc.). It is usually performed as a punishment for a small child's disruptive behavior but it could be applied to any situation when needed. It can also be considered a Guyanese parents version of keeping one "pimp hand strong"
The slap was created by a man Derrick G., our uncle hence the name "Uncle Derrick Slap" and popularized after seeing him demonstrate it on Chris after he became very annoying and disruptive at an AY meeting

My little brother wouldn't stop asking me for more cookies, even after the seven he already had casued him to go in a cookie-induced sugar rush, so I Uncle Derrick Slapped him.

Hey Bob, yesterday Jimmy said a joke that was so unfunny, it caused me to be enraged to the point that I Uncle Derrick Slapped him across the face. Needless to say he's still crying in the boy's bathroom.

by Elmac July 22, 2008

Derrick

A human being that shows no pitty. A step below Chuck Norris, but what he lacks in this he makes up in being a complete and total dick. His infamous tales of dicking people over have made this once normal name now into a verb.

Dude... you just got derricked.

I cant believe you got fucked over like that, it was the ultimate derricking.

by twofiveavionics March 8, 2011

DerbyCounty

An amazing football club, that totally rule!! Damn right!
rock on x

derby rules forever !!!!!! damn right. keep supporting dude.s

by Loz May 13, 2005

Derr

pronounced: Duhr, or durr. a "derr" is a person with special needs, or a person who is acting idiotic.

"you're a derr", "look at that derr", "Derr"!!

by Justin Martin November 6, 2006

Derrick

Derrick is a black nigga with a huuuuge dick.He is the best rapper at his school and is about that action.Derrick is very smart handsome and nice.He will throw hands with and nigga who wants it girl or boy.Every girl that seen it loves to suck on his eggplant emoji because they love how big and black it is.He has a strong heart and a stronger 6-pack.Derrick is always fresh and always smiling.Derrick is a Fortnite goat and everyone knows that.

Damn Big Pappi Derrick is so fine I want to slob on his knob
Derrick is the best rapper I know
I want to fuck Derrick soooo much

by Everybody that knows Derrick December 7, 2018