Danish

(Noun) A danish is a form of coffee cake which is rectangular and relatively short.

I bought a danish the other day, it tasted great.

That danish is far better than the general store version.

by Ssatuo January 1, 2022

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Danish Caviar

The typical danish cuisine that is the giffel. Everyone in Denmark loves and adores this wonderful snack, and it is therefore regarded as the caviar of Denmark.

Random dude 1: "My girlfriend got me Danish Caviar"

Random dude 2: "oh man, she's a keeper!"

by Random dude #2 January 22, 2018

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danish banana

It's a penis. That's it.

I can see your Danish Banana, dude.

by GontaGentleman November 10, 2017

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Danish Pig-In-A-Blanket

Shoving a toothpick down a man's penis and jacking him off until he cums blood

I recently gave my boyfriend a Danish pig-in-a-blanket.
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Yeah bro, I need a Danish pig-in-a-blanket or I'll go crazy.
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I gave David a Danish pig-in-a-blanket a few days ago.

by Oliver Nordin December 14, 2024

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Danish Puddin cup

To take a shit into a cup, then give it to someone as a dessert. Shitcream.

She gave him a Danish Puddin Cup for dessert.

by Nasty Mane June 17, 2016

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Term used for an inanimate object that very closly resembles a dildo (not including fruit and vegetables), that is used by someone for sexual pleasure. Or a double ended didlo.
This originates from the term 'double edged sword' that the danish were known for using back in 700-1000 AD.

"That bottle looks like a dildo, I'd be tempted to used it as a Danish Sword"

Double ended dildo reference:
"Jane land her partner love their Danish Sword"

by GemandI March 23, 2025

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