Danish

A sexy person with a huge cock who usually gets all the girls easily.

"Damn he's danish"

by Kabdi November 24, 2020

Danish

The act of fornicating wherein both parties are wearing waffle-knit robes and Glerups slippers

"Let's slip away for a quick danish."

"Wow, we're dressed for a danish this morning."

by Bubblybrown January 27, 2021

Danish

People from Denmark. Also a language. Danish can also be used to describe a Pastry. Guys with this name are disgusting clapped shits and should kill themselves all of them are manslags.

I would never chat to a moist yute called danish.

by shagufta rangeela February 16, 2021

danish

ITE dog, only work at courts

damn bruh fuck off, you're just like danish

by abdulrahim420 May 23, 2021

Danish Pig-In-A-Blanket

Shoving a toothpick down a man's penis and jacking him off until he cums blood

I recently gave my boyfriend a Danish pig-in-a-blanket.
or
Yeah bro, I need a Danish pig-in-a-blanket or I'll go crazy.
or
I gave David a Danish pig-in-a-blanket a few days ago.

by Oliver Nordin December 14, 2024

Danish Icehammer

When a man sticks his erect penis into a freezer until it develops frostbite, and then promptly inserts it into one or more of his partners orifices.

Wow hunny, that Danish Icehammer really sent chills down my spine!

by StevenSeagalsBallsack December 14, 2024

danish glaze

When you ejaculate into your partner’s asshole, pull out after ejaculating inside your partners rectum. Your penis WILL be covered in your own ejaculate and fecal matter. Go ahead and slap your partner in the face with your glazed penis and BOOM you gave her the Danish Glaze.

Dude, there’s no way I can talk to her again. I gave her the Danish Glaze and left immediately. She was absolutely mortified.

by Yain’tRight December 27, 2024