Don't Give a Fuck

When you've absolutely had it with someone's bullshit and seriously couldn't care any less about what they do or say from here on out. Commonly felt among people who've been walked all over for most of their life.

girl: Hey I'm sorry I keep leading you on and getting involved with a bunch of other guys but I have a lot going on and I really don't know what I want right now so I was wondering if you'd give me another chance please?
guy: Look me straight in the eye, and tell me how DEAD SERIOUS I am when I tell you I don't give a fuck.

by Implying713 October 8, 2011

don't die

a fun phrase used when a friend is sneezing/coughing up a storm or is just in a general state of mild sickness.

although it may be used in place of "I hope you feel better" or "I'm sorry you're sick", it functions more properly as "get better soon because your sickness is grossing me out"

Friend A: *sneezes 10 times in a row*
Friend B: "Don't die."
Friend A: "I'll do my best."
Friend B: "Good. I don't want your death on my hands. I'm too lazy to take you to the hospital."

by Dr. Sassafrass April 13, 2010

Don Knotts

A skinny lesbian.

Damn,Rocco, dat lady det be yo boss, she a Don Knotts bitch,huh?

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 15, 2017

DON'T PANIC

the immortal phrase coined by Douglas Adams in the book the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, it is emblazoned on the cover of the Guide

in large freindly letters, is said "DON'T PANIC"

by one geek with too much free time April 11, 2004

don't drop the soap

Good advice when going to jail. Drop the soap in the shower, bend over to pick it up, take it in the ass from a well endowed man named Conswalo.

I told John don't drop the soap in jail, but he did anyways. Whoops.

by Big_Disraeli September 17, 2008

don't ask me the color of anything

Similar to the “sorry, mommy,” trend, people will usually say, “don't ask me the color of anything” after they've spotted a crush. The joke is that their infatuation prevented them from registering what was going on otherwise, like the colors in their surroundings.

Under an instagram post:
Don't ask me the color of anything.

by hardal June 18, 2022

Don't touch that dial

An old term used at the end of a show before a commercial, the 'dial' part referring to old TV's that had dials to change channels. Some shows still use this, and only use it because other shows do. Other shows now use the term 'Don't touch that remote' or something like that.

Don't touch that dial, we'll be back after these messages.

by HyperactiveToothpick June 2, 2005