Janky Dingus

A phrase coined by Danny to describe Abe and Ben.

Hey you janky dingus, that's not how you play fire jenga!

by wrenchturner September 22, 2020

double Dingus

When a person eats a large amount of pizza and then throws up on their mothers shirts, robs 32 7/11's and then urinates in gary colemans eyeball, followed by you growing a second penis above your original one, only the new one is small and looks like Flava-Flav's nose

DUUUUUUUDE I JUZ DUN TITTY FUCKED YO'HUSBAND
how did you do that?
HE GOT MAAAAAAAAAD CD-PLAYA'S NIGGA
what are you talking about?
I HAVE A DOUBLE DINGUS, ITS REALLY COOL, WANNA SEE???

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nasty!!!!!!!!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA BOIIIIIIIIIIIII

by SUPA DEFINER June 21, 2009

Mylena Dingus Pounder

A person who is considered a dingus by acting goofy or awkward and has the minimal intelligence to be be considered a dingus malingus, yet they are super cute and a high school graduate.

"Woah whah that chick is such a dingus, she's reading that book upside down!"

"Nah bro thats a Mylena Dingus Pounder"

by agressivedingus August 4, 2017

Gloringus Dingus

When a girl is sucking/f*cking you through a gloryhole, and then proceeds to cock & ball torture your cock & balls while they are still inserted through the gloryhole

Jack: Did you seriously get a gloringus dingus past night?
Me: Yeah. The adult theater was poppin and she was kind of a sadist, so I let her. My balls are swollen to the size of a jar, tho.

by Daddy Awesome January 5, 2021

froot loop dingus

1. An insult from Big Brother Season 16's Zach Rance

2. A ridiculous or foolish person

"Surviving is what counts, not your pretty boy hair locks, you froot loop dingus bustafooligan."

by dootale December 27, 2018

king dingus

The king of all dingus's. A real momo head.

That cocksucker Marvin ain't your everyday momo. He's like King Dingus

by Gumbie Dumbie April 26, 2015

Maya Dingus

Maya Dingus is a great friend, she's always so happy and energetic. She's also great at basketball and she always complements all of her friends, even their siblings! Everyone should have a Maya Dingus in their life! <3

I'm so glad that Maya Dingus is my friend. I'm so lucky!

by Im Not Mean Im Just Honest January 16, 2019