When a hooker shoves a dildo into her vagina and the hooker sqeezes her ass cheeks together thus sending the dildo flying out of her vagina and across the room as a projectile.
I was standing outside my neighbor's house when a dildo bird came flying through the window and killed my pet puppy.
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The PP-90M1 from Modern Warfare 3. The name is derived from the gun's magazine, which looks like a dildo. Coined by Xcal.
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Get the dildo r us mug.When ones toes, both in female and male , are long enough to be used as a dildo or sexually pleasurable toy.
by Srdavidrg October 10, 2016
Get the dildo feet mug.A dildo suit is a rubber suit that GWAR wears at their concerts, this suit has hundreds of 8 inch dildos attached to it.
by `Trust` May 20, 2006
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Jim: hey jake, you got a light?
Jake: (knowing full well that Jim is going to ask him for a light because the dick always forgets a fucking lighter)
yeah buddy
*reaches and searches for a couple of seconds in pocket and says*
Oh, wait no, that’s just my dildo baggins.
*continue to search for two more seconds and pulls out the lighter*
Here it is
*hands it to jim*
Jim: thanks....um did you say dildo baggins?
Jake: yeah man, my dildo baggins.
*reaches into pocket pulling out the miniature figurine*
Yeah, lots of people carry these things. Here take this one, I have another at home.
*hands it to jim*
Jim: oh... no it’s alright, you keep it.
Jake: oh no Jim, I insist.
*places it firmly in Jim’s hand*
*Jim takes dildo baggins figurine into hand*
*Jim has a very strange feeling wash over him*
*Jim has just been dildo baggined.*
Jake: (knowing full well that Jim is going to ask him for a light because the dick always forgets a fucking lighter)
yeah buddy
*reaches and searches for a couple of seconds in pocket and says*
Oh, wait no, that’s just my dildo baggins.
*continue to search for two more seconds and pulls out the lighter*
Here it is
*hands it to jim*
Jim: thanks....um did you say dildo baggins?
Jake: yeah man, my dildo baggins.
*reaches into pocket pulling out the miniature figurine*
Yeah, lots of people carry these things. Here take this one, I have another at home.
*hands it to jim*
Jim: oh... no it’s alright, you keep it.
Jake: oh no Jim, I insist.
*places it firmly in Jim’s hand*
*Jim takes dildo baggins figurine into hand*
*Jim has a very strange feeling wash over him*
*Jim has just been dildo baggined.*
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