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Dildo bird

When a hooker shoves a dildo into her vagina and the hooker sqeezes her ass cheeks together thus sending the dildo flying out of her vagina and across the room as a projectile.
I was standing outside my neighbor's house when a dildo bird came flying through the window and killed my pet puppy.
by mudboy7 July 6, 2019
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Dildo cheese

The crusty remains left on an overly used (but not in awhile) dildo. Usually containing old lube and girl cum. Yummmmm.
"I found my old dildo in the closet. It was covered in dildo cheese!"

"TMI. Wow WTF"
by Dalty November 3, 2009
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Dildo Gun

The PP-90M1 from Modern Warfare 3. The name is derived from the gun's magazine, which looks like a dildo. Coined by Xcal.
All that guy uses is the dildo gun. Try something else for once.
by SkeetSkeet44 November 21, 2011
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dildo r us

Location where one must go to purchase a dildo and find a large variety and selection.
by DcMasta May 5, 2008
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dildo feet

When ones toes, both in female and male , are long enough to be used as a dildo or sexually pleasurable toy.
Over there, that Cameron, has those dildo feet on 177.
by Srdavidrg October 10, 2016
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dildo suit

A dildo suit is a rubber suit that GWAR wears at their concerts, this suit has hundreds of 8 inch dildos attached to it.
OMG! Gwar just smacked me with the dildo suit!!@!112!!!
by `Trust` May 20, 2006
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Dildo Baggined

To give a miniature figurine of a dildo shaped bilbo baggins aka dildo baggins to an unsuspecting victim through a meticulously planned and orchestrated con.
Jim: hey jake, you got a light?

Jake: (knowing full well that Jim is going to ask him for a light because the dick always forgets a fucking lighter)

yeah buddy
*reaches and searches for a couple of seconds in pocket and says*
Oh, wait no, that’s just my dildo baggins.

*continue to search for two more seconds and pulls out the lighter*
Here it is

*hands it to jim*
Jim: thanks....um did you say dildo baggins?
Jake: yeah man, my dildo baggins.

*reaches into pocket pulling out the miniature figurine*
Yeah, lots of people carry these things. Here take this one, I have another at home.

*hands it to jim*
Jim: oh... no it’s alright, you keep it.
Jake: oh no Jim, I insist.

*places it firmly in Jim’s hand*
*Jim takes dildo baggins figurine into hand*
*Jim has a very strange feeling wash over him*
*Jim has just been dildo baggined.*
by chillycoat August 20, 2018
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