decafitate

The sudden urge to poo that is instigated by the consumption of coffee or other caffeine based products.

Ie: to caffeinate oneself and then immediately deficate. Decafitate.

This morning, I drank a double espresso, then I decafitated.

by Trumpleton Parpsworth November 28, 2013

deaf tits

A bible thumping employee with hearing disabilities in which every response from them begins with huh? Also they have gross tits.

Hey man ask deaf tits if she can move that tv. She didn't hear me !

by Ryno902013 April 8, 2017

ultimate decaffeination

When a trendy coffee boutique, usually less than a year old, is shuttered by corporate for either under-performing or being cannibalized by other trendy coffee boutiques of the same brand in the immediate area.

"I have to go to the Starbucks across the street now. My usual branch got the ultimate decaffeination."

by Ashley Meeks August 16, 2008

deaf-mute

One of those kids in your class that doesn't talk to anyone and doesn't reply if anyone but the teacher says something to him.

That Robbie, he just ignores everyone. Stupid deaf-mute

by Drewba July 28, 2008

deafling

A non-derogatory term for a deaf person, but mainly a deaf lunch lady that hates you and pesters you every lunch period.

A deaf person who you make a countless number of crude jokes and scenerios about.

Come here you little deafling... I can't hear you.

by Scene Sean July 14, 2007

Degas

An exellent game, played by only true champions. Is actually a ploy to make people feel uncomfortable. One achieves this through getting a large group to talk about Degas then ask a nearby person about how cool the game is. If they say yes ask them to explain it and watch as they become immediately uncomfortable.
(Also the name of a famous artist, to distinguish the difference pronounce the game"Dee-giss"

Person 1 to group- Dude i loved playing Degas last night it was so much fun
Group- Yeah it was awesome
Person 2-(to Person 3) dont you love Degas?
Person 3- hell yeah
Person 1- oh yeah then explain it
Person 3- umm...well...ughhh
Group *proceeds to laugh hystericlaly at Person 3

by shaqismylover July 26, 2010

Deaf Taylor Swift

The deaf girl from Scream Queens that loves Taylor Swift

Deaf Taylor Swift just got her head mowed off

by ZJay412 November 1, 2020