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Crunched Up

When something is extremely fucked up, or broken.
Girl: Woah do you see that car accident?

Guy: Yeah that car is seriously crunched up.
by thatstonerhobo July 9, 2012
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Ramen Crunch

1. Crush up one bag of any Ramen Noodle package of your choice and put into a microwave-safe bowl.
2. Put enough water to cover the noodles in the bowl.
3. Microwave long enough so that the noodles are soft.
4. Drain the water.
5. Add the packet of seasoning, along with 1 spoonfull of Margarine/Butter.
6. Stir until mixed well.
7. Then add a few shakes of Oregano and Grated Parmesan Cheese.
8. Top off this Ghetto-style Italian dish with crunched Frito's.

ENJOY!
I'm so broke and decided to treat myself to a special Italian dish called Ramen Crunch. Save your money!
by Birranda3 March 31, 2011
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Magic conch

between a woman’s legs, her vagina.
He wants a piece of this magic conch !!
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Nestle crunch

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Crunch

The specific name for the Camden Munch, in London. Run and attended by fetishists/ rubberists/ kinksters of the finest order.
'I am looking forward to the Crunch this Friday, especially as it's Dolly's birthday - she'll be getting her kink on, no doubt!'
by Funkdup October 26, 2012
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chunch

A combination of a game of chess with lunch. Often a weekly endeavor.
Hey John, would you like to chunch it up as usual this Friday?
by rianus1 August 7, 2009
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conching

-verb-
While sharing a cigarette, bowl, etc, talking instead of smoking and passing.

The act of talking while holding a shared cigarette, bowl, etc, thus delaying others enjoyment and uslessly burning the smoked object.

CONCHER
-noun-

One who feels the need to talk while holding smoked object in a cyph.

Derived from the novel LORD OF THE FLIES wherein a conch shell is used to determine who is allowed to speak. As we live in a modern society, we do not need to hold objects in order to be heard. Therefore, conching is unnecessary and also burns away good smoke.
"Hey Joe! Stop conching and pass that!"

"This thing's kicked! Dammit Chris, you conched for so long that this thing's more beat than Tina Turner!"

"I like Dave a lot, but I would never smoke with him. He's a big concher. Once he gets his turn in the cyph, he'll talk until that shit's gone!"
by Donny Pro-Am April 2, 2008
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