Cummysnatch

I woman who tricks a man into getting her pregnant

She a bundalanger but I heard she's a cummysnatch so im staying away

by Bundalenger February 21, 2022

Cumpadres

Occupying the liminal space between FWB and an open relationship, Cumpadres share a mutual cumpassion, practice open cummunication, provide cumfort, cumpanionship and sexual gratification for one another, whilst leading independent lives and consciously working through unhealthy patterns of codepedence.

Cumpadres can see / date / fuck other people, although they might not want to hear about, cumbine with or cumment on each other's conquests, and safe sex should be practised (condoms or regular testing).

Although there is good cumpatibility between them, and feelings that are more than platonic may be present, Cumpadres are unwilling/unable to cummit to a relationship, for reasons that go beyond just waiting for someone better to cum along.

Expectations between Cumpadres beyond the aforementioned are limited to: 1) respect of personal boundaries and 2) that there will be a next orgasm. Anything else is cumplimentary.

Cumpadres can cease the arrangement at any time by cummunicating this with the other person.

We used to be fuck buddies, but we've moved into a Cumpadres situation

by Chlobba March 19, 2022

clumpy

it can be used as an insult or a compliment depending on how you say it.

example 1
person 1. “she was literally so clump bruh.”

person 2. “ew”

example 2

“OMG SHE IS SO CLUMPY IM JEALOUS”

by urmyomomma March 28, 2022

Cumfy

The soft, fuzzy, comfortable feeling after an orgasm, often accompanied by happy thoughts and the feeling of contentment

That orgasm made me feel really cumfy and now i want cuddles and to go to sleep

by Jochip August 1, 2022

cummy kiss

The act of kissing after a man has orgasmed in your mouth or on your lips.

After Fred orgasmed from the blow job, Velma kissed him passionately with a cummy kiss on the lips.

by Mommageek September 30, 2022

cummyflop

Like a bellyflop into a swimming-pool, BUT, you're belly-flopping onto a cum-puddle.

Oh the Saturday poly-orgy was nuts! I cummyflopped for the first time, just because there was SO much jizz!

by JJ. Styles September 30, 2022

Cumfy

The wonderful feeling of a sensation or emotion being cuddly and arousing at the same time. Examples include the feeling of breasts, buttocks, thighs, as well as most aspects of foreplay and sex. Of course a partner’s genitals are also comfy.

Babe, your thighs felt so cumfy around my hips

by TeskarTheBlindSquid June 1, 2023