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Techno-crunch

The cringe like feeling during the period of time when you are debating on whether to buy technology and find yourself trying to find the cheapest deal available, even if you cannot really afford it.
Mike: I had to wait a month for my G3 phone to be returned from HTC, while it was under the 12 month warranty.

You: Did they charge you?

Mike: Can you believe it? They charged me $39.00 for returning my $#!%.

You: At least it wasn't the $100.00 deductible by Asurion. It seems like everyone's feeling the techno-crunch post 9/11.
by jcontreras September 4, 2010
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Pussy Crunch

When a woman's vagina is so tight that when you get your penis in it hurts.
"Damn, Her pussy was so tight that shit gave me pussy crunch!"
by 666windwaker666 June 3, 2015
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Cranberry Almond Crunch

When you give someone a bowl of rocks and milk and trick them into eating it, so they mouth get all bloody, and they teeth fall out like cranberry almonds.
I have to wear dentures now because Denise served me a cranberry almond crunch.
by Storm Thurmond July 7, 2010
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Paula Butt Crunch

An Australian chocolate candy bar. Succulent milk chocolate fudge with suprise honeycomb CRUNCH inside (oolala) and delicious SOFT chocolate bent all-over on the outside. This candy bar has the sexiest Spanish ancestory, it be ballin' in a Audi r8.

There is no other substitute for a good munch.

It can be purchased at The Court Hotel, Perth.
You: I better have me one of them Paula Butt Crunches today.
Friend: Bloody oath.
by Mindefinitely January 20, 2011
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cock crunch

Work-out movement that consists in lifting weights by the sheer power of your cock muscles (the ones located at the base of the penis of course, i know a dick ain't a muscle).
"I increased weight today for my three sets of cock crunches"
by RoOohy July 6, 2004
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Captain Crunch

1) a corn and oat breakfast cereal invented in 1963 and sold by Quaker Oats. While being delicious, Captain Crunch has been well known for producing minor lacerations to the upper roof of the mouth. Also known as Cap'n Crunch.

2) A popular name for LSD in the 1960s. It was called this because acid was commonly sold on sugar cubes and Captain Crunch cereal in the late 1960s and early 1970s.
1) For breakfast, we ate the delicious Captain Crunch cereal.

2) We took some Captain Crunch and went on a crazy psychedelic trip.
by Ebag Nigel Gunther March 7, 2015
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Cinnamon Toast Crunch Challenge

1. A situation in which a person is to put as many pieces of Cinnamon Toast Crunch inside his/her nose or anus within the span of 45 seconds.
2. What people say as a witty substitute for "Cinnamon Challenge" in order to trick people or make them laugh.
Person 1: "25 likes and I'll do the Cinnamon Toast Crunch Challenge!"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 3: "I hope he tapes it."
by Anitsirk Vokinyela June 14, 2012
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