crumpkin

a delicious, cream cheese filled pumpkin bar created by North Port Fishington Cookie Factory.

Dude: Hey man you wanna go to the cafe?
Dude2: Hell Yeah! They've got those Crumpkins right? Those are my jawn!
Dude: Word. Best jawns ever!
Dude2: If I could hump a season it would definitely be fall.

by mikelanders September 30, 2010

crump rape

When a person gets up in your face while in a crumping battle, almost as if they're raping you.

"Dude, he crump raped her on the dance floor last night."

There is a visual example of this in the movie bring it on: all or nothing.

by rakheesroad January 3, 2010

crumpet

An extremely promiscuous woman, a slapper, a slut, often has STDs, will have intercourse with most men, will administer oral sex to all men.

She's a crumpet.

by Diulailomo April 4, 2004

crump

A slang medical term indicating that a patient's medical condition is rapidly worsening. See also: circling the drain.

I gotta run to room 3815--my patient is starting to crump!

That patient with the stroke is crumping--we better call the family!

by Dr. Joe August 10, 2004

Crumplemore

Pronounced: Crump-le-more

The owner and proud founder of Club Penguin!

Sam: Yo dude you part or club penguin?
Rin: Yeah dude! Crumplemore runs that. It's the place to be!

by Ano19 January 13, 2017

Crumpety

grilled light snack with losts of butter

would you like a crumpety. Spread or unspread

by Charli April 21, 2004

Cromptonite

Much like Kryptonite and its detrimental effects on Superman, Cromtonite is that which has a detrimental effect on the performance of the University of Tennessee Volunteers football program. Named after, Eric Crompton, who discovered an utilized this lethal compound throughout his collegiate football career at UT.

Chemical compound: Cromptonite-08

Dave: "Man I really though the Vols had a pretty good chance this year with Kiffen in charge but it looks like Crompton's going to unleash the Cromptonite on the Vols again this year!"

Ryan: "Yeah he sucks!"

by dmcsas September 14, 2009