coopert

a person that provokes you to call the cops on account of raging fagityness and not in a good f3 way in a way that they actually think their faggyness is cool and not faggy; usually possessing a pale, hairy ass and/or saggy boobs; often lesbian; must have tendency to finger themselves into the dark of the night

(whoever wrote the other definition is a coopert)

Jaime, your coopertness is off the chains

Kessleclit, stop humping Jaime, you will produce coopert offspring

Jaime, you coopert, get your hands off your dick.

by Free Willy March 14, 2004

cooper smith

someones who is ugly and smelly and has a small cock but has a extremely sexy sister!! he also has genital warts

i hate that guy, hes a real cooper smith

by SCHOUW February 15, 2017

Cooper

Cooper is just the best person in the world and there is no one that is better than him a Cooper is the most handsome thing in the world and is very sexy.

You’re such a cooper

by Cooooper August 8, 2019

The Brown Copperfield

When a person defecates in bed while their partner is asleep and then smears the feces all over their partners ass. Next, you wake your partner and they will believe they have shit the bed.

Man, I accidently shit the bed last night and I had to pull The Brown Copperfield over on Sarah.

by Rotten1977 March 5, 2008

2002 mini cooper s

The biggest piece of shit car ever. Designed by BMW and made by a bunch of drunk brittish fuckheads, this car is sure to cost you way too much money and suck the life out of you.

My 2002 mini cooper s is a piece of dogfuck.

by jovato May 14, 2003

2002 mini cooper s

A nice vehicle designed by BMW. Sure to add a bit of difference to the bland car scene.

by xtc August 4, 2003

Cooperbear

The Best friend in the world. Cutest guy ever. Curly blond hair, which is by the way extremely cute. Really pretty eyes. And a extreeeeeeeeemmlley adorable smile.(: He doesn't believe is cute or hot or a gigantic sweetheart, but he really is. (: His bestfriend's name is Amber.(: She totally doesn't deserve him and has a gigantic crush on him. D: It is extreemly obviously she really likes him and its kind of pathetic. Oh well. Cooperbear is what makes the world go round.(: Mainly because he is so darn perfect.. (:

Hey you got a text. " " From who? " " Cooperbear." "Give me the phone. NOW.

by Iloveyou.(: July 4, 2010