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The Precession Controversy

This is my parody of the infamous "Procession Controversy," which split The Church, to two parts, the Catholic, and The Orthodox. This is before a third split, appeared in the 16th Century, when The Protestant Church appeared. Note Orthodox, and Protestants, hate The Catholic Church, which is horrible. Why can't all Christians get along? The Apocryphal Gnostic Acts of John, says Jesus's disciples, danced around Jesus, but doesn't say what direction, whether it was clockwise, or counter-clockwise.
The Precession Controversy, could have split the early Gnostic Church, into two parts, The Clockwise Church, and the Counterclockwise Church. The Clockwise Church, says Jesus's disciples, danced around him, clockwise. The Counter-clockwise Church, says they danced around him, counter-clockwise. They even can be a Simultaneous Church, which says half, danced around Jesus clockwise, while the other, danced around him counter-clockwise.
by I'mcrazy September 25, 2022
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Got it on remote controlllllllllllll

lyrics from kanye west & young thugs "remote control" from donda
"i love kanye so much i Got it on remote controlllllllllllll"
by fadeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee November 12, 2023
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r slur controversy

a moment from shinyodd's birthday stream on July 21 2024 where someone from chat asked about a "r slur controversy" as one of the options in a Google doc that was the pinned comment of his Forza motorsport 2024 video happened to say "fat retard" and latter shinny to the replies only find one person was complaining and then went on to explain that if gay people can say the gay f word then Neurodivergents could say the r slur
F-15E strike eagle vs r slur controversy
by whyallreddy January 28, 2025
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