A contract lesbian is a celebrity, such as a musician or actress, who must act and date as if she is a lesbian for publicity. They are also usually not allowed to date men until their contract is up, to keep it from being found out that they're not really lesbian.
Lydia: Each girl in T.A.T.U. is a contract lesbian.
Brandon: What the hell is a contract lesbian?
Lydia: You know, they acted like lesbians 'cause it said they had to in their contract, just so "All The Things She Said" would get airplay.
Tony: So they're not really lesbians, but rather they just get paid to act like they are in public?
Lydia: Exactly.
Daniel: Damn.
Brandon: What the hell is a contract lesbian?
Lydia: You know, they acted like lesbians 'cause it said they had to in their contract, just so "All The Things She Said" would get airplay.
Tony: So they're not really lesbians, but rather they just get paid to act like they are in public?
Lydia: Exactly.
Daniel: Damn.
by Quack Quack January 30, 2006
Get the contract lesbian mug.A school with approximately 13,000 students located in the Albany, NY metro, Clifton Park, NY, that enrolls students from Clifton Park, and nearby Halfmoon, Round Lake, and parts of Malta. The school consists of 60% of preps and jocks, 15% drugees, 10% goths and emos, 13% nerds and 3% of people that are so outcast they fit in none of the above.
Shen (the shortened name for Shenendehowa Central Schools) is so preppy I felt like ringing one of Shens' nerds neck, and then letting the emos douse them with their blood while the drugees stood by smoking pot.
by Brant Dahoda 2011 March 16, 2009
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The school with possibly the biggest percent of fake Barbie girls, and douche bag guys. If you don't party every weekend, smoke, or drink, or are a virgin, you're a loser. There's a fight almost every week. At the school or on Facebook. We've been on the national news for our cheese sandwiches for lunch. You can rarely trust anyone there.
Our football team went from going undefeated, to losing almost every single game. Same with our basketball team. The cheerleaders have gotten better than they used to be.
The sport with the most accomplishments would probably be cross country. Though apparently, if it isn't football or basketball, no one cares. If you're a good athlete you can do whatever you want.
Everyone has had a rumor spread about them. No one really cares about anyone else but theirselves. It's very rare to find a non-failing relationship without cheating, or lying.
It sucks.
Our football team went from going undefeated, to losing almost every single game. Same with our basketball team. The cheerleaders have gotten better than they used to be.
The sport with the most accomplishments would probably be cross country. Though apparently, if it isn't football or basketball, no one cares. If you're a good athlete you can do whatever you want.
Everyone has had a rumor spread about them. No one really cares about anyone else but theirselves. It's very rare to find a non-failing relationship without cheating, or lying.
It sucks.
Person 1: "What school do you go to?"
Person 2: "Harrison Central High School."
Person 1: "Sucks to be you."
Person 2: "Harrison Central High School."
Person 1: "Sucks to be you."
by xD :D March 14, 2011
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they are amazing at football, basketball (both boys and girls), soccer (both boys and girls), volleyball, track, and basically every type of high school sport except lacrosse. nobody plays lacrosse in indiana.
the guys are hott. like really attractive. because they're all so athletic. problem is, they're about as intelligent as the footballs they practice with, and treat girls like their old gym shorts.
a catfight is not uncommon at all between girls, and the cause is usually a boy. they are super loyal to their best friends and know how to party hard, but definitely aren't the most moral girls you'll meet
they are amazing at football, basketball (both boys and girls), soccer (both boys and girls), volleyball, track, and basically every type of high school sport except lacrosse. nobody plays lacrosse in indiana.
the guys are hott. like really attractive. because they're all so athletic. problem is, they're about as intelligent as the footballs they practice with, and treat girls like their old gym shorts.
a catfight is not uncommon at all between girls, and the cause is usually a boy. they are super loyal to their best friends and know how to party hard, but definitely aren't the most moral girls you'll meet
by auelsss94 January 8, 2012
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Get the Motorboat Central mug.My dog's a real contracrapper, i hate taking it out to go to the bathroom. It never takes less than 20 minutes!
by THEbigAGGIE July 18, 2011
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Bro 1: (nods in approval) "Respect."
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