Condildobong

A hilarious mixture of the terms "condom", "dildo", and "bong". Can be used to express nearly any emotion, situation, or person.

Dude, f*ckin' condildobong.

by Stefan Spielberg October 20, 2008

condiment intolerant

When ordering food, being against having any condiments added by the food preparer, instead preferring to get the condiments on the side so that they can be added at one's own specific desired amount.

Jerry: "Can you just put some light mayo and yellow mustard in two separate little containers on the side?"

Sandwich maker: "ahh.. yea, I guess I can do that for you. You must be condiment intolerant, eh?"

by Big Cogs January 6, 2009

Concilism

Concilism is a system of government organization in which the legislative branch of government is divided into four independent base councils that both vote on legislature and elect their members, internally. These base councils are presided over by a people’s council, it’s members elected by the citizenry, which holds a veto over any proposed legislature. The elimination of political parties and organizations leads to the executive branch simply becoming an unbiased instrument used to carry-out the legislature passed by the councils. The judicial branch also remains unbiased and separate from the other branches of government and operates under the Rule of Law. All branches of government and all citizens are bound legally by a written constitution.

Concilism rules

by MaxConcilist February 28, 2009

conbination

Cunning combination

The conbination resulted in a myriad of unexpected, yet undetected, dog-ear'd catastrophes.

by Hercolena Oliver April 9, 2009

Gary Condit

(n.) a men's Oxford Shirt (usually blue) with a white collar and cuffs. Frequently worn by former congressman Gary Condit (D-CA).

"James is such a cool guy--if only he weren't wearing a Gary Condit."

by KB Ryan November 15, 2004

conci

A blind ass bitch who is so fucking crosseyed she needs to look up to look down

"Conci-ass bitch"
"Bitch u need some glasses, bitch im talking to u"
"That bitch is conci as hell"

by Alex March 13, 2005

Condition: Critical

A second-rate metal band from Vermontville, Michigan. They have limited musical talent and their lead singer is too much of a prep to be considered metal. THEY, of course, think that they are totally brutal and epic. Perfectly nice people in person, of course.

Man: "hey, did you see Condition: Critical at Pit Row last night?" other man: "No, I was at Good Time Pizza." man: "what you doin there, they're pizza sucks?" other man: "I work there." man: "..."

by the guy who defined "C:C" May 17, 2011