conric 

He is the literal best friend you could ever have but most of the time he's a fucking hoe, he makes you laugh at the most inappropriate times and likes to send you links to pornhub 😥

Conric : "can't see it"
Me : "not my problem"
Conric : "heck you" 😌

conric by 🌿🌙 October 26, 2019

“Let’s put a convicted felon into the White House!” 

“Let’s put a convicted felon into the White House!” This should be the new motto of the “Law and Order Republican Party” that continues to double down on Donald J. Trump as the Republican nominee for the 2024 American presidential elections.

During the Surrender Day Eve Republican Debates on August 23rd 2023, six out of eight Republican debaters vowed to support Trump is he were convicted of felonies.

“The Law and Order Party.”

Said this.

On a National broadcast.

With the accused defendant Donald J. Trump not even present at the debates, because he is 40 points ahead of the nearest Republican opponent.

What is wrong with this picture?

To 30% of the American electorate and six of eight people running to be “political scavengers” should Trump “fall out of the sky” in which he is currently flying — apparently nothing is wrong with this picture.

Perspective: people convicted of felonies cannot even vote in elections in many jurisdictions.

One law one people?

WTF, America!!!!!!!!

“Let’s put a convicted felon into the White House!”

“Let’s put a convicted felon into the White House!” by Mind Hunter the Profiler August 24, 2023

cornicle 

1. A corner of a cubicle, when you can't really refer to the whole cubicle as "yours" because you're sharing it. (generally not a sign of advancement within a company.)

2. An non-cubic cubicle. e.g. hexagonal

3. A cubicle without all four sides.

Hey, you got those TPS reports?

Yeah, they're in my cornicle under the red Swingline stapler.

cornicle by braddlecat December 21, 2007

Katie Couric-ing 

When a girl shits in a hotel while watching the news

Pelof: What was your girlfriend doing last night?

Man 2: I don't want to talk about it

Pelof: Yo Biatch, dont be such a Jewish Vin Disel!

Man 2: You're right, she was Katie Couric-ing all night

Pelof: That's rough ;)

Katie Couric-ing by Sexy Kitten oles August 13, 2011

Katie Couric 

The unit of measurement for a piece of shit.

Dude I have to drop some major dumpage. This beast is going to be at least 8 katie courics

Katie Couric by teapotme January 8, 2011

Couric 

The standard unit measurement for mass weight of feces, as noted on the 2007 South Park episode "More Crap". The European Fecal Standards & Measurements Board in Zürich keeps track of the authenticity of its records. It is mentioned in the episode that "one Katie Couric is about two and a half pounds of excrement". The original record was set in 1960 at 7.5 Courics. It was revealed in October 2007 that the record excrement is in fact Bono of U2 fame, which had grown to 80 Courics. This explains why Bono seems so great, yet is still a piece of shit. That same day, American Randy Marsh set the new record at 100 Courics. The record still stands.

me: damn dude, i gotta take the biggest dump, but i think i'm gonna wait till the plane lands.

friend: oh yeah? how many courics do you think it weighs?

me: I hadn't shit all week, i must be constipated..i'm guessing about 6 and half Courics.

friend: fuck man! Don't you know you're not supposed to fly when on your turd trimester?

Couric by Tom Mauer November 10, 2007

Convicted News Faker 

It's someone or some company that was convicted of creating and public spread an untrue and/or distorted story with the clear intention of harming and damage someone's reputation.
The term was first used to describe CNN after they being convicted in the case involving Nick Sandmann.
Also could be represented by CNF.

Did you see? CNN is a convicted news faker now.

Those people are all convinced news fakers.

Convicted News Faker by J B10 January 17, 2020