log cannon

a log cannon is my ass. It is a cannon for logs.

person 1: how did you fire that poop 20 feet!
person 2: my ass is a log cannon

by ftblplya1 December 21, 2005

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Balls Cannon

A balls cannon is delivered by dropping one's trousers to moon someone, bending over far enough that the testicles become visible, waving the testicles at the recipient(s) with the hand, and shouting 'Baaalllllssss!'

The balls cannon can necessarily only be performed by a man.

I had no idea Andrew had such saggy balls until he gave me the balls cannon for the first time.

by M. C. Nasty February 17, 2008

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Polishing the Cannonball

Wasting time on a task that does not add value; making irrelevant improvements. Usually work related.

You're spending a lot of time on getting that power point presentation looking nice. It's really polishing the cannonball.

by roccoSD August 22, 2007

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Connor

An amazing guy that has superman like qualities. He is always happy and loves everybody. His happy attitude easily makes everyones day brighter. He has cute blonde hair and the biggest smile!

person1: *smiling*
person2: y are you so happy??
person1: i just saw Connor!
person2: oh that makes sense, i love him :)

by csep May 22, 2010

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Connor Kerk

As confirmed by noted actor AJ Saudin, the official last name of his character on Degrassi: The Next Generation is CONNOR KERK. It was confirmed via livechat on the 26th of October, in the year 2009.

There has been long speculation on the last name of his one-name, Madonna-esque character Connor. DTNG_UNCENSORED (a Twitter phenomenon) has found out the truth.

Skank: Did you see Connor Kerk on Degrassi last night?

Nicole: I did! His awesome lamp even distracted me from the God that is K.C.!

by DTNG_UNCENSORED October 26, 2009

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