confused as an american in a salad bar

This is a way to describe someone who is extremely confused.

He was as confused as an american in a salad bar when he woke up halfway through math class

by Arsurinya August 3, 2023

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species confused

when a human is not sure who or what they are.

"hey bro, how are you today..?"
"uhh species confused...."

by imdabossbitch August 19, 2023

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Hym "Uuuummm... Yeah. I'm confused now. I'm losing track of what's going on. I mean she knows how much I hate karma, right? But I DO love Satanic iconography... Hmmm... Yeah, I'm confused. Like 64% sure I'm getting screwed... Like 77% sure OTHER PEOPLE think I'M screwing THEM over somehow... I'm not quite getting it... 100% sure I am both famous and being surveiled at least during the day... 100% sure I'm a genius... So at least there is some consistency.... I would really like this explained to me... I'm losing the plot a little bit."

by Hym Iam August 25, 2023

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Confused Groundhog

When you have your girl get on all fours and put a pie pan under each part that touches the floor. Then start pumping away. Every time you thrust, she’ll slide forward. That coupled with her ecstasy will make her look like a confused groundhog foraging for a nut.

Rich: “Tina and I got the pie pans out last night and I slid her all around the floor with my back shots.”
Curtis:”The ol’ Confused Groundhog…that’s hot!”

by TheCanon13 October 5, 2023

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confusing humbug

noun
1. A person who uses and/or coins new buzzwords for deceptive purposes.
2. (informal, possibly derogatory) A narcissist.
3. (informal, derogatory, rare) A harmless drudge; an orner'umbudge.

Samuel shouts, "You, systemitaster. You can no longer obhibitirute my ischyogalactic mind based on Cosmicattitude."
Adam then reconsiders his decision and then thinks, "I am not sure why Samuel is a confusing humbug?"

by LDMbrooksBoroughyWordbook November 25, 2021

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Confused Blue-balls

This person mainly a male, acts really gay one day but another day he tries to be a heman. Making him sexually confused or bisexual.

"Josh is such a fag! This fucker grabbed my balls during bio class and then yesterday he called me a faggot for making gay jokes I think he has Confused Blue-Balls"

by American Chicken October 27, 2019

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