Seasonal Confusion

When it's changing seasons and you don't know what season it's changing to.

Today is October but are we headed into Winter or Summer? Wouldn't know. That is seasonal confusion.

by seasonal confusion October 23, 2023

( don’t be confused) I don’t like Zahirah Macwilson Mirza?

( don’t be confused) I don’t like Zahirah Macwilson Mirza?

( don’t be confused) I don’t like Zahirah Macwilson Mirza?

by sdinaz October 24, 2023

Very Fucking Confused

The self-given nickname of Adam Stanheight.

Adam: MY NAME IS “VERY FUCKING CONFUSED,” WHAT’S YOUR NAME!?

by 64SilverEyes October 30, 2023

Not to be confused with

this phrase goes before the name of a thing completely different to what the person is talking about

Guy: httрѕ://www.wіkіреdіа.соm/МуFаvоurіtеМаrtіаn
Wikipedia's patent pending AI auto-writing system: My Favourite Martian, not to be confused with Your Favourite Martian, is blah blah blah blah blah you get it

by AdeemI December 28, 2023

confused as an american in a salad bar

This is a way to describe someone who is extremely confused.

He was as confused as an american in a salad bar when he woke up halfway through math class

by Arsurinya August 3, 2023

species confused

when a human is not sure who or what they are.

"hey bro, how are you today..?"
"uhh species confused...."

by imdabossbitch August 19, 2023

Confused

Well now I AM confused...

Hym "Uuuummm... Yeah. I'm confused now. I'm losing track of what's going on. I mean she knows how much I hate karma, right? But I DO love Satanic iconography... Hmmm... Yeah, I'm confused. Like 64% sure I'm getting screwed... Like 77% sure OTHER PEOPLE think I'M screwing THEM over somehow... I'm not quite getting it... 100% sure I am both famous and being surveiled at least during the day... 100% sure I'm a genius... So at least there is some consistency.... I would really like this explained to me... I'm losing the plot a little bit."

by Hym Iam August 25, 2023