as confused as a chameleon stuck inside a Skittles bag

A quote to be used when really confused. Just like a chameleon would be confused on what color to change into if it got stuck inside a Skittles bag, you are also confused as hell. You're a loser if you say something as simple as "I'm confused"

Sarah: 2 + 2 = 5

Alexis: I'm as confused as a chameleon stuck inside a Skittles bag

by Spencerrrrrrrrr008 February 18, 2022

Gender Confused

When a trannie "woman" prison inmate gets two other females prisoners pregnant in a female prison.

The trannie woman prisoner was gender confused who "she" got two other female pregnant.

by queensburykid July 31, 2022

un-confused

The state of understanding what you first were confused by .

“I be a lil confused and need to know so I can be un-confused .”

by Yougetitnow_ August 27, 2022

Adopted Confirmed

When someone is so annoying their own parents abandoned them and they were forced to be rehomed

Person 1: Did you hear about Jacob?
Person 2: Yeah, he's adopted confirmed

by Billy The Troll August 29, 2022

Contact Confirmed

A term used by Combine Soldiers in Half-Life 2. Also Really fun to use in airsoft since the other teams don't know what it means (Usually, Unless you read this, then me and my team are fucked)

Gordon Freeman: Exists on Highway 17
Literally every single combine soldier: CoNtAcT cOnFiRmEd!
Gordon freeman: steps on twig and dies
Combine soldiers: Freeman Delivered by stick

by A City 17 Combine Soldier May 20, 2023

species confused

when a human is not sure who or what they are.

"hey bro, how are you today..?"
"uhh species confused...."

by imdabossbitch August 19, 2023

Racially Confused

Caucasians who proclaim to be of a race that they do not belong to (neither racially nor culturally)

Examples of Caucasians who claim to be black: Barack Obama, Marcus Samuelson, Langston Hughes, Ayo Edibiri

Examples of Caucasians who claim to be Asian: All of India

Example of Caucasians who claim to be Native American: Indians who have a whole extra bone in their forehead and wield SPEARS and hokey fake tattoos in jungles that have long been cleared away to make way for the cattle industry (bye bye Amazon and weird ass Caucasians with SIDs)

Barack HUSSEIN Obama claimed to be black?

Oh hell nah, that racially confused spicy Caucasian has never left India!

by Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila 👸🏻🥇 July 21, 2024