Computer food

Food that computer nerds eat

Computer food-

Taco Bell
Dr. Pepper
Mountain Dew

That's it

by Quizznotik June 25, 2006

computer bold

The bravery ones gets while on a computer to say to or about someone things that they are too cowardly to say to that someone's face

Since you don't know exactly who they are, many people commenting on blogs get computer bold by using the name "Anonymous".

by LeNair Xavier September 19, 2012

apple computer

A nice-looking but expensive computer that runs a tenth as fast as it should.

"Fucking Windows XP, if I wanted my laptop to run as slow as that I'd buy an Apple computer"

by Bitchy tech-head July 4, 2003

gaming computer

Gaming computer or GLORIOUS PC (personal computer, if you're a Hipster) is the best gaming device. no competition. Don't listen to the Console Peasants.

also, Praise GabeN

Guy: OMG I JUST BOUGHT A GAMING COMPUTER! IT'S SO MUCH BETeR THN EXBOX

Everybody with a brain: Fucking told you so.

by TheUlriNator March 1, 2017

vanilla computer

A computer that's used only for conventional, socially-accepted practices. A vanilla computer is never used for accessing pornographic or illegal content over the Internet.

Monica stepped in by surprise but luckily she found me while I was logged on my vanilla computer.

by Hoomber December 14, 2008

Computer Ninja

A virus or trojan that has a specific way to enter your computer, mostly likely by you being an idiot and clicking on advertisements. However, you have not clicked anything strange and yet the virus is in your computer.

"Aw man, I have another computer ninja! How did I get that? I've been away for a week!"

by Hedgehog Review October 5, 2009

Computer Crap

1.A blanket statement my dad uses for computer and tech related things he doesn't understand.

2. The name of some kind of tech problem he has.

3. Things he thinks that are lies on the internet.

Person 1: This email won't send I think there is something wrong with the server
Person 2: Computer Crap!

by untechsupportdaughter November 14, 2009