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culinary colonialism

the act of going to another country and telling them how to make their ethnic food
Hey Slim, people in mexico have no idea how to make a chalupa, so I used some culinary colonialism to show them where to put the baja sauce.
by The Colonel December 2, 2003
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Leper Colony

That group of kids everybody knew in high school that individually were often the targets of derision and/or physical violence, but who through some geek radar found one another to form an alliance, thereby lessening the probability that any one member is a victim.

The reference to the middle-age practice of isolating individuals with Hansen's Disease (Leprosy) and not allowing them to come into contact with any "normal" people is apropos because if a "normal" (read non-geekified) child were to associate with the leper colony, s/he is immediately labeled as suspect, and in extreme cases will be isolated him/her self, thus becoming a member of the colony.
Mark's sister: "Mark has been indoctrinated into the Leper Colony and is at the park LARPing."

Mark's mom: "NO GOD, NOOOOOOOO!"
by cowboythecat October 28, 2010
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colonographer

one who so initmately knows the inner depths of a colon, whether one's own or another's, he/she could map it.
Pat knows just where I like it....such a colonographer.
by Antsy April 4, 2004
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Colonic music

Any Enya, Yanni, John Tesh type of music. Stuff you'd expect to find in day spas where colonics are routine.
Felix: MAN! I was scared to get that hose up my ass, but that colonic music calmed me down.
Dennis: Who was it?
Felix: Enya...Only Time.
by C. Felix November 10, 2005
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colon-aid

anything consumed that asists in the function of your colon or other defecatory functions. etymology of the word is rooted in "gator-aid".
man, a camel filterless and a cup of black coffee in the morning is like colon-aid for me. don't come into the bathroom for 30 to 45 minutes after i'm done.
by shifter2 February 21, 2008
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Colonels-post

The act of receiving oral sex while actively playing one of the critically acclaimed Call Of Duty franchise games. (preferably Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare; Call of Duty:World At War)
Lindsay really delivered the Colonels-post last night, she sucked me through like 3 Team Deathmatch's and 6 Sabotages and then I finally blew when I reached rank 55!
by georgekounnaslivesinbrookhaven February 2, 2009
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colon-poling

The act of deep anal sex(with women)
When she turns dat ass up, I'm goin colon-poling brother!
by Uranus is my urinal bitch April 28, 2009
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