Clenched buttcheeks

Another name for a try-hard. this is the act of being the try hard.

After working long hours at his job, Michael had to stay over and work overtime. You can say he had clenched buttcheeks.

by Dick Changler March 27, 2015

Colene

If you meet a colene run 🏃 ♀️.she is a big HOE.She can always have a mean opinion.She likes to still friends.

Me:want to go to a party
Colene:I am going to go so I can FUCK SOME BOYS .
Me:I forgot I actually have plans
Colene:ok I will FUCK SOME BOYS by myself.

by Blood_is what I am April 15, 2019

calendar cat

A cat whom struts whilst displaying the "date"

Get your calander cat's ass out of my face.

by Browning Smears November 15, 2003

Clench Butt

The most attractive form of a male butt.

Becky: Wow, Andrews butt is so nice!
Erica: Yeah, he has a clench butt.

by Onebadcookie November 14, 2018

Calen Domingues

Very hot, sexy, and sweet. Girls love him. He always is respectful. But hates feet. And microwaves hot dogs.

“Oh my god, it’s Calen Domingues. I want to date him so bad, greatest microwaved hot dogs ever!”

by Dgres June 12, 2019

Calendar pedant

The annoying ass people who don’t stop insisting that the new decade begins in 2021, and not 2020. These are the same people who complained in the late ‘90s that the new millennium doesn’t begin until 2001 (Even though 2000 was a bigger deal than 2001) and that the 2010s “isn’t” a proper decade, and that it began in 2011 and ends in 2020 (Or ended if you’re post reading this post 2020).

Usually a Sci-Fi fan, the type of people that loves Star Wars, Geeky, and most of the time, have no friends.

Joe: Sends his five friends invites to his new decade party that is held on December 31, 2019.
Toby replies to Joe: The decade doesn’t begin until 2021.

Joe disinvites Toby after realizing he’s a calendar pedant.

by The Guy who wants to have fun July 25, 2019

Calendar Pedant

An annoying person, usually a nerd or Sci-Fi fan, who joyful informs other people that the new century, and millennium did not begin until January 1, 2001, despite nobody caring for the Gregorian calendar’s reckoning anymore and that for decades society used the ‘70s, ‘80s, and ‘90s conventions rather than the 198th (1971-1980), 199th (1981-1990), and 200th (1991-2000) decades set up by a calendar that although used in almost every country, in fact, started off with the incorrect date of the birth of Jesus. Basically, if it weren’t for Christ, this year wouldn’t be 2019 (Or whatever year you’re reading this). The year 1 was suppose to be the birth of Jesus but know most scholars agree that it’s wrong and he was before prior to 1 AD/CE.

We stopped using the old out-of-use calendar decades (For example, the 203rd decade is a calendar decade that runs from 2021-2030, yet almost everybody never uses that anymore and instead switched to the popular reckoning of decades that makes the 2020s and runs from 2020-2029) almost a century ago. For the millennium, we were celebrating the arrival of the 2000s; not the 3rd calendar millennium (2001-3000) which is very old and we switched to the millennia of the 0s (1-999), 1000s (1000-1999), 2000s (2000-2999), and 3000s (3000-3999).

In the late 1990s, Pedants told everyone that the new millennium doesn’t begin until 2001, even though everyone ignored them.

(December 31, 1999)

Joe is having a millennium party, so he invited many guests to celebrate the arrival of the year 2000. Toby however, is a calendar pedant.

Joe: Everyone, May I have your attention please. As you all know, the new millennium is about to come and—-
Toby: Well the new millennium doesn’t actually begin until 2001.

(Joe gets angry at Toby and decides to kick him out after realizing he’s a Calendar Pedant).

by The Guy who wants to have fun July 25, 2019