cockgoblin

Came into use in the early 2000s; originating in the midwest, by a cockney bastard; must be spoken in a high-pitched voice; usually address a male, often times any member of the 1994 Chicago Blackhawks.

Can be a noun or a verb: Goddamnit Belfour, you fucking cockgoblin, make a goddamn save!

Jesus, Goulet sure is cockgobblin' it up around the net tonight.

by GoBlues July 3, 2004

Cockhole

A masculinized term for the female genetals. It was coined as the most obscene slang term to describe the vagina (or a woman), ahead of cunt, and slut respectively.

"all I cared about last night was just finding some cockhole"
"so John, have you met any new cockholes recently?"

by T.+ October 1, 2007

clocktopus

A person, particularly a lame person who waste lots of time to avoid certain situations, who is afraid to see the time.

"Hey, dude, don't you have football practice in an hour?"
"Uhh... it's in an hour? I think I have to go do some chores really quick."
"You fucking clocktopus."

by Stephen Mechasm September 9, 2007

cocklock

to pin down a womans vagina with a massive cock

dude, i cocklocked this bitch when i was bonin her last night

by joe mackdonald April 22, 2006

cockgobbler

a special variety of gourmand who fills their belly with a very special variety of fried cock.

*forming* sure likes sucking on his very own succulent weiner, though i'm surprised such a thing can be eaten by a single human - what a cockgobbler!

by jacques.cocteau April 25, 2007

cockatoo

cockatoo is when a woman cant decide between just having 1 cock or a cockatoo

she wanted some cock but wasnt sure if she was in the mood for 1 cock or a cockatoo

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 14, 2009

cockfoster

A person of unscrupulous nature without regard to what is right or honorable. Someone with disingenuous intentions.

many corrupt politicians are cockfosters.

by sam necochea July 24, 2008