Fake couch lifter

A person when asked by a friend or associate to provide assistance with some task, agrees to help, shows up and then fakes his assistance by utilizing deception with the expectation of garnering thanks but providing no actual effort towards the task in hand.

Fred, the Fake Couch Lifter, showed up the other day to help us move house. When it came to moving the couch, he reached under the couch but did not exert any energy, thus giving an erroneous impression that he was helping to lift the couch

by Sparticus Freeholdius May 7, 2009

AIDs Couch

A couch that is free because it has contracted AIDs from its previous owners. Often sports a horrendous floral pattern with obvious ejaculate stains, but hey it's free.

"Man, we have no furniture to sit on" Dude 1
"Why don't you pick up an AIDs couch" Dude 2 (Hopefully joking)

by dixie normous yeah that's righ September 26, 2010

riding the couch

to lie motionless on the couch for hours, with no intention of moving.

"dude, you wanna go to the club?"
"no, i am tired and will be riding the couch tonite'

by Terri s May 29, 2007

shitting the couch

When someone does something to ruin or lessen the fun of a night out.

"Man, Adam is really shitting the couch because he brought his girlfriend along tonight."

by GucciManeDaFlip February 15, 2010

Over the couch

Taking something too far, saying or doing something over the top. Usually in a negative sense.

ASU's improbable, unfortunate, and over all ridiculous loss to UNLV was waaay over the couch.

by Justin and Kent's Fusion Group January 13, 2009

couch-rumbler

n. A fart produced while sitting on a couch or chair that vibrates the couch, specifically in such a way that the other people on the couch or in the room feel it in their behinds.

I was sitting with my brother and sister and laid a couch-rumbler; my sister yelled, "That's gross!" and left.

by Hoof Arted March 31, 2006

Couch Party

Quickly becoming a popular trend with youth today, particularly in southen California, couch parties are a type of party. These couch parties (occasionally called sofa parties) are organized one or two days, sometimes only hours before the event is to take place. This is due to the nature of the party.

Couch parties occur when youths see a couch that is to be thrown out, waiting on the street to be picked up by the sanitation department. They take said couch to a public place to hold a party at midnight. Such places may be a nearby park, the beach, the parkinglot of a local shopping center, the only requirement is that the place is filled with people during the day, but empty at midnight.

After the party, the couch is left to be disposed of by the city.

-"Hey man, did you hear about the couch party this friday?"
-"yeah, but I'm not sure if I can go, are you going to be there?"
-"probably"

by Lee Cody November 15, 2005