sexy alarm clock

when a girl goes down on you to wake you up.

yo want some coffee?
no i just got a sexy alarm clock im wide awake!

by goind0wnlikeA ph@t.B October 28, 2013

Eleven O'Clock Princess

(used only in UK) - 1) A potential female sexual partner only chosen because it's eleven o'clock at night (last orders) and you still haven't pulled. 2) A not-too-pretty female who you wouldn't look twice at sober, but who takes on a princess-like aura by eleven o'clock, usually after you've had a number of drinks.

"Look at her! She is gorgeous!"
"Nah you pisshead. She's just an eleven o'clock princess"

by Marc GJ May 19, 2004

Alaskan Alarm Clock

The act of waking someone up by ejaculating on them.

Rip Van Winkle would not wake up until he received an Alaskan Alarm Clock.

by Chief Ten Peckers February 15, 2010

riding the clock

To intentionally be counterproductive or waste time on work.

I'm scheduled for a 15 minute break, but I will ride the clock 10 more minutes.

by sword- August 7, 2004

Cocksaddle

A condom

Hey baby let me slide on this cocksaddle and you can ride all night long.

by bigdaddyfatsacks January 25, 2010

cocksalt

When you shoot your load across a mirror and let it dry and then line it up with a razor blade for your friends to snort...

That was a Fat line of Cocksalt you just did!

by shubacca2 March 25, 2017

CLICKS until DICKS

A game played with a group in which a link or term is provided and players guess how many clicks it takes until you see dicks.

CuD for short.

Let's play, CLICKS until DICKS
player 1: "bulkmale.com"
Players 2- whatever: (guess the number of clicks before porn is viewable)

Player with the closest guess wins, and proceed in round robin fashion.

by Kryt1cal October 3, 2017