clam dipping

The female equivalent to tea bagging. A woman would be clam dipping the snow if it were really soft and she started postholing up to her waist.

What's that on your cheek dude, has your girlfriend been clam dipping you?

by tmfm October 13, 2008

Clam Candle

Your penis.

Man she really wanted my clam candle.

by perpetualpunk June 26, 2009

cloth clam

Similar to a Cameltoe, a Cloth Clam is the result of a woman pulling her pants up, higher and higer, until her parts are covered tightly by her pants, hence the name Cloth Clam. The only situation in which sex is possible with the pants on.

Ewwwww! Did you see Gaylia's pants, she had a total Cloth Clam going on!

by moanerman January 17, 2007

clam jam

to keep a woman from getting laid, the female version of a cock block

Tina thought she had this guy at a party, but her friend completely clam jammed her by mentioning she was pregnant in front of him.

by Billheimer December 18, 2008

clam diver

n. a derogatory synonymn for lesbian

She's a total clam diver, man. She loves to chow pussy.

by Big Dog March 28, 2003

rusty clam

when a chick has on tight panties and had to shit real bad and didn't make it to the bathroom and shits herself and it pushes around and goes in her pussy.

Jan was running to the bathroom and didn't make it so she ended up with a rusty clam.

by pro-cp February 27, 2008

Hairy Clam

an unshaven vulva

as I pulled off her underpants, I exposed her hairy clam

by John R December 3, 2003