Carolina chopsticks

To lift an object from the floor using only one's buttcheeks.

He left his book in the sonar control room, so i picked it up with my Carolina chopsticks.

by spankmasterflash 5000 September 25, 2010

Choast

To try hard at something you really suck at.

Connor: Look at that kid over there choasting at basketball!
Ben: Hahahahahaha! Yeah he blows, but is trying way too hard! What a choaster.

by Thompsoner November 22, 2013

alaskan chopsticks

that at of jizzing on a pair off chopsticks freezing it overnight and put it in your lovers vagina while she is sleeping

the only reason ur are pregnant is from the alaskan chopsticks i gave you

by kevin chunk May 12, 2009

mutton chops

females pubic hair extends laterally from her swimsuit

I saw this chick walk down to the beach with this big fur burger and two mutton chops hanging out out the side

by dedidik December 9, 2010

Choose violence

When someone hits a nerve, usually by stating facts that are true, one can say they have “chosen violence”.

A: “People who don’t like Nicki Minaj are terrorists”

B: “So you decided to choose violence”

by teneliza June 13, 2021

chomsky

1) (verb) to lie about and libel someone mercilessly, and in a most outrageous manner

2) (noun) an invented story meant to viciously insult some person or group (in the traditional sense, usually a prominent Israeli Jew or American politician, or the Israeli or US government, or either group as a whole; the target can be any individual or group however); also, an invented story meant to euphemistically gloss over and/or compliment an otherwise reprehensible individual or group.

4 (noun) an outrageous lie; a whopper

(verb) Sharon didn't take her breakup very well; she's been chomskying her ex-boyfriend all over town.

(noun) That guy is an incredible bigot - whenever he's at some public gathering he can't help telling a chomsky or some anti-Semitic joke.

by DrCruel September 8, 2006

Choosday

The word widely accepted in Levittown, NY, by hindu's referring to 'tuesday'.

"The Next test is on Choosday"

"What the Fuck is a Choosday?!"

by Nicholi Dileo September 17, 2005