Bode the Chode

Coolest mother fucker you've ever met. He has a massive cock and gets all the bitches. He is a dank freestyler and a legend of his own

Bode the Chode is amazing.

by Yur Dad February 9, 2018

Chode

1. Supposedly a penis which is wider than it is long.
2. Since the first definition is almost physically impossible, or at least extremely improbable, a penis which is short and thick.

1. Jamie: "Wow, his dick was three inches long and four inches wide. It was literally impossible to have sex with him. it was a true CHODE."
2. "The sex was actually really good. His cock was really short but it was so thick, he really stimulated the sides of my pussy! I'm actually sore today. A chode can definitely be a good thing, believe it or not."

by StonerWithATinyBoner November 16, 2014

Commode choker

a fat lady, a bit beyond being chubby.

did you see that commode choker jake's with tonight?

she wasn't thick she was a commode choker

by DJ JAKE da snake October 17, 2008

chode magnet

A person that attracts mass amounts of chode. They usually smell of "nut butter" because they are always surrounded by chode. Chode finds these people and clings on like it was a drunk fat chick at a frat party.

Do you smell that? That guys a real chode magnet...

by Edler Young November 4, 2006

Hairy Chode

A penis wider than it is round, with more mass in hair than actual cock.

Brit loves the hairy chode, its a southern tradition.

by Chodeman69 September 29, 2009

Chode mash

Adding chode butter to a serving of mashed potatoes and then serving them to your enemy

Jack served a dish of chode mash to the man who stole his girlfriend.

by Chode Slapper January 19, 2010

Chode Flambe

When igniting anal gasses the flame attaches itself to the chode butter causing a near case of spontaneous human combustion

Laughter erupted around the room when Uncle Bob's attempt at lighting a fart turned into a chode flambe. Aunt May managed to light her cigarette from the flame

by Chode Slapper January 21, 2010