innocent child

fun to hit with a car

there are no more examples of innocent children. i ran them all over.

by beatrizzle January 15, 2008

Bean Child

A Mexican baby

oh my god, that bean child's on point! She's on fire, TOUCH!

by nugokk December 20, 2017

child chowder

Yet another slang term for semen. Child chowder is emitted from the penis during ejaculation.

Yesterday evening, after a few drinks, I escorted your grandmother to my private villa and proceeded in slathering my generous load of child chowder onto her face. She lapped it (the child chowder) up like a pig eating from a feed trough.

by Mr. Deepinsider November 12, 2007

rat child

"rat child" is used as an insult to a person who is someone who you do not like or has annoyed you. They are often a social outcast and a scum of the universe. They are often younger than yourself and likely to have been born because of an accident.

Tom is such a rat child, he pissed all over my chips.

by Fossy239 September 13, 2006

Viagra Child

A child whose dad used viagra to make that child.

My friend's brother is a viagra child.

by Ianjib October 29, 2007

affair child

a child in a family that looks the opposite of all thier siblings, thhus looking like a child from an affair.

Sarahs a total affair child shes got dark hair and blue eyes while her siblings are all blond with green eyes!

we always knew her mom was a whore!

by wannafucksobad! August 17, 2009

Gifted Child

1. An average student with insecure parents.

2. The elitist notion that only some children have "gifts" or talents worthy of attention.

3. A hollow form of "self-praise by proxy" that snobby parents use to bolster their social standing.

Our son Timmy is a Gifted Child. He should be in a special school to nurture his extraordinary talents - at taxpayer expense. Did I tell you that I drive a BMW?

by Peter Kobs December 10, 2009