Cheezit

Chill homie, its 100% real cheese.

Cheezit is an adjective meaning anything and everything. You can use it to replace any other adjective no matter what the meaning is, but you can't use it in any situation. There are rules for cheezit:

-You can't use cheezit as a noun or verb. This is a common mistake.

-Cheezit is most commonly used at the end of a statement.

ex: That's so cheezit.

-If cheezit is used before the noun it describes, there has to be an adverb before it.

ex: That's a pretty cheezit car.

-You can't say "not cheezit" unless you're saying "you're not cheezit enough for me"

ex:You're not cheezit.

-Cheezit can also be used such as the following:

Cheezit-ass Hoe

-Why you so cheezit?
-You need to be more cheezit.

-That's so cheezit.

-She's a cheezit-ass hoe.

by Cheezy Hommit November 2, 2013

Cheez-it Bowl

A giant shitshow

John: Are you going to the party?
Jim: Nah, I heard it was going to be a cheez-it bowl.

by Legend27 December 27, 2018

cheeze sneeze

A queef coming from a yeast infected puss.

The putrid odor was a bitch, but nothing like the cheeze sneeze I was hit with once I pulled out!

by Rube-attack December 9, 2021

Grill'd Cheez

An act that occurs during intercourse that involve 1 asian woman and 2 men. The Woman is placed in the middle and is simultaneously penetrated both vaginally and anally.

Anthony: Yo, did you hear what Ling did last night?
Tony: No, what happened?
Anthony: Dude, she tried the Grill'd Cheez...
Tony: No way dude! Like the sandwich?
Anthony: Yeah, except with people...

by Alphablast001 February 21, 2010

Box of cheez-its

A picture of a penis

Guy: "Hey wanna see a box of cheez-its?

Girl "no you disgusting creep"

by Soldiermann February 12, 2022

Cheeze

An odd combo of death metal and malt liquor tall cans.

Cheeze is a pussy.

by dag yo October 2, 2003

chazzerwazzer

someone who eats cheese off someones ass crack

your such a chazzerwazzer

by james March 22, 2003