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charity case

(n) A person who never has any money and/or is constantly broke. Yet, this person never has any problem with always asking you to lend him/her some cash. The biggest problem they have is paying you back on time, if ever.

These people are the object of both pity and utter disdain by many.
"You can kiss that $20 you let Ed borrow goodbye. He's a real charity case."
by P. Dubya July 7, 2007
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who pissed in your pencil case

Something you would say to someone who is being rude or is in a shitty mood.

similar to who shit in your cereal.
Pat: Hi bill
Bill: Fuck off
Pat: Who pissed in your pencil case!
by Crocodoodle666 May 17, 2016
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basket case

someone whos emotions are filled with anxiety and obsession
Any mother would be a basket case if they found out their child was hit by a car.
by Gerard Irick August 5, 2009
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cold case

A show on CBS where a criminal investigation re-ignites because of some new lead or perhaps by request (A cold case). The show then goes like this:

1. The crew of investigators find the person that looks most suspicious, and come up to them with arms crossed, circling them in the "we know what you did" kind of way and insinuate that they are murdering bastards, at which point suspicious person dumps suspicion onto another person, presenting a motive or scenario that makes you say "oh, I get it, it's that other dude". Repeat 14 times until they find the real criminal, episode ends.
"So, Shady McStabbinsworth, we hear you were angry after getting beat in that tennis match."

"Not as much as the Team Captain, girl who beat me stole her boyfriend and was an expert in whatever thing was used to murder the victim."

"Oh, we'll go talk to them."

- Cold Case
by Blargh56q65257 August 16, 2006
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Space Case

Term for someone who makes a liviing as an asternaut exploring the remote world inside their head. Poor communication equipment means transmissions from Earth sometimes arn't recieved.
Houston, we have encountered a strange alien life form calling itself a brain, could be dangerous. We shall prepare to exterminate it. This is space case, over and out.
by Planetvideogame June 20, 2007
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cold case

(n.) A crime investigation that has been put on hold until new information comes forth.
I decided to stop killing women and all the crimes became cold cases because I can hold in information and no-one blabs ahahahahahahahahha I am a serial killer and uncaptured.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 18, 2004
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A bad case of penis

A bad case of penis typically occurs when the female in question essentially reveals her metaphorical penis. She does this by saying masculine phrases, such as "bro", "chill", "man", and "dude".

The phantom penis may also be revealed if the female swears excessively, and calls males "faggot" when she doesnt get her way.
Bro number 1: "Dude, would you have sex with Courtney?"

Bro number 2: "Hell no, shes got a bad case of penis!"

Courtney: "Shit, bros! I didn't know you were here! Let's chill."

Bro number 1: "I see your point..."
by Middlecitykid17 March 10, 2011
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