Carpet Head

A rab indian who is a straight shiest. They are often found in packs in 7-11's, thrift stores, and dunkin doughnuts.

Clerk: Here is your vanilla ice cone.

Me: I asked for chocolate you Carpet Head.

by Realtalkfromthechi March 6, 2013

Muddy Carpet

When the male places his smooth family jewels inside of his partners warm birth canal, while making sweet love to her pudding maker at the same time.

Dude, me and the ladyfriend were fucking nasty last night. She creamed herself when I gave her the muddy carpet.

by TehPath December 23, 2006

Carpet Burn

where the penis is irritated by a womans pubic hair.

Person 1: Hey bro, you got some rash ointment? my girlfriend gave me a carpet burn last night and she forgot to shave.

by Sebmin June 17, 2018

carpet munchies

A lesbian desire for oral sex derived from smoking too much marijuana.

Wow, that sticky icky was bangin... Now I've got major carpet munchies.

by Darien Fawkes February 28, 2010

magic carpet

Inserting LSD in or around ones vaginal area, and having their partner consume it.

Susan "magic carpeted" Billy, and now he is tripping balls.

by Drewwy Ann June 18, 2006

carpet bomb

to *completly* blanket an area with bombs(cluster, HE, dasiy cutter, nuclear, MOAB) destroying most everything underneath them. carpet bombing was practiced in vietnam, WWII and SHOULD be practiced in iraq

100 b-52's could carpet bomb baghdad, and level the whole damn city

by bomber man 4.0 August 24, 2004

carpet muncher

loves to eat another hairy vag.usualy a butch

the manager was a carpet muncher and didnt like whe the girls shaved.

by ughgughgu March 19, 2008