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cardinal wiseman

a shitty school in west london with shit teachers and shitty students. teachers act like little kids with authority and the students are all rebelling against the horrid teachers (i don’t blame them) food is shit everyone says it’s shit but still eats it. teachers change when ofsted come. year 7s pushing everyone like they’re hard year 11s year 8s all wet. year 9s are bored and make beef everyday year 10s depends too much on year 9s and are all lowlifes year 11s don’t even focus on their gcses in a few months. the whole school is shit. irrelevant teachers trying to make money aswell. terrible.
girl 1: “what school do u go?”
girl 2: “cardinal wiseman
girl 1: “oh that wet school”
by cardinalfreak28272828 February 5, 2020
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Cardi B

Untalented "rapper" who tries so hard to be Nicki Minaj but infact she doesnt even write her raps, No wordplay or bars and admitted that she doesnt care about being lyrical and just wants money, Someone who cusses their fans out and openly admitted to drugging and robbing men and possibly raping them. Cardi B is the queen of RAPE not rap
A: Have you heard of cardi b?
B: Oh yeah the knock off dollar tree version of Nicki Minaj?
A: Yes !
by dispps December 5, 2020
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Cardi B

a.) Noun

A parasitic orgasm related to pronto-bacteria that uses the psychological tactics using mental infection of the contemporary music industry to incite a mentality to its listeners to become brainless idiots; and heathens.

This organism also has targeted lonely men, luring them into its lair, and used opiate and barbiturate chemicals synthesized by using its breasts to lactate, to incapacitate the individuals; establishes robbery against its victims; and convinced transvestites to have sexual intercourse with these victims while they are asleep.

These organisms, which are considered less than a virus protein, have been created and allowed to thrive, and assimilate as much assets by expressing radically appalling frequencies that they assert as music, which is really feces in audio form.
Human being #1) You know that bacteria I grew in the Petri dish for a science project?

Human being #2) Yeah, Cardi B?

Human being #1) Well it smells, looks like filth, and is producing an awfully sounding screech the new generation is calling music; I’m putting hydrogen peroxide on it

Human being #2) Excellent Good sir, god save the queen
by BringerOfTruth545 September 2, 2020
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cardboard

A word used to describe a person who is bland, boring and/or stiff. Someone who shows no facial expressions and often times has no reaction to anything. Usually, Cardboards don Canada Goose jackets, wear their jeans around their ankles and peruse of the word "SWAGGA" excessively.
Troll 1: That guy is such a cardboard.
Troll 2: I know, I've never seen anyone as bland and expressionless as him.
by Troll1234567890 January 13, 2011
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cardboard condom

a makeshift condom used in desperate situations, or when either party is allergic to latex
feel free to decorate with sequins, glitter, or family photos
Caitlin bought Sophie a cardboard condom because she is allergic to latex
by jubilategang December 22, 2008
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st. louis cardinals

The St. Louis Cardinals are the greatest baseball franchise is the world. We have the best fans, an awesome new stadium, and Albert Pujols the best player in the game. We are a team rich in history, and going by world series we have 9. Only those bastard yankees can say they have more. Chris Carpenter is one of the best pitchers in all of baseball. And we aren't the cubs!What more can you ask for?
I love living in St. Louis so that I can watch the St. Louis Cardinals kick the cubs ass every year. Sweet!
by stevedawg13 July 28, 2006
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cardi

man i got on my black and gold cardi glasses
by De'Auna Watts July 5, 2006
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