Cards for Tards

Flashcards made by tard individuals to succeed on examinations (usually via computer because tards lack comprehensive handwriting and won't be able to understand what they wrote)
Normal people do not need flashcards to study.

Viknesh: Yo i made some Anki flashcards to study for the bio test. U should do it too or else you'll fail.

Melvin: YEA AII!! I aint making no 'cards for tards' out here. Ima harverd nigga.

by The Tard Shepherd May 13, 2019

Cailyn Card

When you are such a slut that you go as far as sucking a guys dick

-Did you suck a guys dick?
-Yes I lost my Cailyn Card

by Samalamb March 17, 2018

Spare Card

it is said when one person in a conversation sets them self up for a massive joke and another person in the conversation spares their humiliation.

dude1: yo, im really in the mood for some hot dogs
dude2: oh man i could have got you so bad but i'll give you a spare card this time.

by ABS-OF-STEEL April 21, 2009

Blimp Cards

It's you porn. Like pictures and magazines

Tyler: hey what are you doing?

Randy: just looking at my blimp cards

by Funkyfunkerson August 24, 2009

bitch card

When your friend is tired of being made fun of, they use the bitch card to get you to stop.

Tony: “Wow you suck at driving”
Sarah: “you can’t say that anymore I used my bitch card”

by Godvibes May 21, 2021

Hoe'mon cards

As the Japs created and released Poke'mon for their younger audience, they started working on plans "Hoe'mon" cards for the mature audience. The game would consist of you as the pimp(trainer in pokemon terms)Catching different races of Hoe's(pokemon in mature terms)their attack powers where based off what sexual disease they had. The reason why Hoe'mon was never realsed was because during the last few hours of development the Yakusa gang blew the place up accidently thinking the building was a police station.

Bob: Hey Matt, I challenge you to Hoe'mon cards

Later on....

Matt: Your Ghetto crackhead card preforms doggystyle with me wearing a ripped condom contracting Gental Warts resulting in 145 damage! But it's no match for my next move!

Bob: Damn.. I'm dead your Ethopian Male Stripper Let me fuck you in the ass Contracting AIDS! Resulting in 1000 damage points!

by Bum Killa 101 April 10, 2009

slave card

a government issued I.D. or Drivers license

"Do you have your Slave Card with you?"

by New Rising Sun September 3, 2005