suicide card

When people threaten to take their own life if things do not go the way they want. Usually played by bratty boys or bratty girls who think the world revolves around them. Players of this card usually want pity and think that if they obtain this pity things will go their way.

Carl: "Oh my god this guy just killed me in fortnite I'm gonna kill myself!!!1h11!!!!"
Katy: "Really? The suicide card?"

by percyflower July 05, 2018

chux card

1. Having lost the overall match, but still scored the most points.

2. Claiming to win even though clearly defeated by because of better play.

Derek got the Chux card even though Tommy won.

by TidoMonkey March 21, 2005

bitch card

When your friend is tired of being made fun of, they use the bitch card to get you to stop.

Tony: “Wow you suck at driving”
Sarah: “you can’t say that anymore I used my bitch card”

by Godvibes May 21, 2021

Goofy card

Goofy card is used to determine and describe when someone just pulled some stupid shit or got some stupid shit pulled on them

Dorian:bra dem niggas up'd on me and took the 40!!!!

Von:df dem niggas just pulled yo goofy card u a dumb ass lil nigga

by Cartiericegirl June 30, 2019

powder card

any credit card, academic honor society fraternity card, library card, video rental card, secret society membership card or the like.

This is an eexample of the word "powder card":

Antonio Juan Johnson took a small chipped off rock of Peru's famous and with the assistance of a mortar and petal he ground the pebble into a fairly course gritty substrate. He then proceeded the cut lines with his Phi Kappa Phi card.

by Yehuda1967 January 16, 2010

Cards for Tards

Flashcards made by tard individuals to succeed on examinations (usually via computer because tards lack comprehensive handwriting and won't be able to understand what they wrote)
Normal people do not need flashcards to study.

Viknesh: Yo i made some Anki flashcards to study for the bio test. U should do it too or else you'll fail.

Melvin: YEA AII!! I aint making no 'cards for tards' out here. Ima harverd nigga.

by The Tard Shepherd May 13, 2019

Blimp Cards

It's you porn. Like pictures and magazines

Tyler: hey what are you doing?

Randy: just looking at my blimp cards

by Funkyfunkerson August 24, 2009