Cards for Tards

Flashcards made by tard individuals to succeed on examinations (usually via computer because tards lack comprehensive handwriting and won't be able to understand what they wrote)
Normal people do not need flashcards to study.

Viknesh: Yo i made some Anki flashcards to study for the bio test. U should do it too or else you'll fail.

Melvin: YEA AII!! I aint making no 'cards for tards' out here. Ima harverd nigga.

by The Tard Shepherd May 13, 2019

Cailyn Card

When you are such a slut that you go as far as sucking a guys dick

-Did you suck a guys dick?
-Yes I lost my Cailyn Card

by Samalamb March 17, 2018

wild card

to be able to talk openly about anything.
knowing you can trust that person and they would never use their knowledge against you. ok, they will, jokingly, harshly, but they would not risk losing you. Because they care.

hands over wild card to friend
"Hey, love, you alright? tell me about your kids. hows your relationship with them?"

by Krkič August 6, 2019

chux card

1. Having lost the overall match, but still scored the most points.

2. Claiming to win even though clearly defeated by because of better play.

Derek got the Chux card even though Tommy won.

by TidoMonkey March 21, 2005

batman card

Using "my parents are dead" to justify whatever you are doing.

My boss yelled at me for not finishing the report in time so I played the batman card.

by DutchWollf August 12, 2015

Hoe'mon cards

As the Japs created and released Poke'mon for their younger audience, they started working on plans "Hoe'mon" cards for the mature audience. The game would consist of you as the pimp(trainer in pokemon terms)Catching different races of Hoe's(pokemon in mature terms)their attack powers where based off what sexual disease they had. The reason why Hoe'mon was never realsed was because during the last few hours of development the Yakusa gang blew the place up accidently thinking the building was a police station.

Bob: Hey Matt, I challenge you to Hoe'mon cards

Later on....

Matt: Your Ghetto crackhead card preforms doggystyle with me wearing a ripped condom contracting Gental Warts resulting in 145 damage! But it's no match for my next move!

Bob: Damn.. I'm dead your Ethopian Male Stripper Let me fuck you in the ass Contracting AIDS! Resulting in 1000 damage points!

by Bum Killa 101 April 10, 2009

slave card

a government issued I.D. or Drivers license

"Do you have your Slave Card with you?"

by New Rising Sun September 3, 2005