Parasitic Capacitance

Used as an excuse when practical results from electrical paraphernalia do not match theoretical expectations. Is also used as excuse for general problems.

The math states it should be 5.2 volts. But I am receiving a 512 V reading on multimeter. Must be parasitic capacitance.

by anonymous December 24, 2023

mental realm capacity

I believe would be the Capacity of storage for all the mental relms/plains, dementions, multiverse dementions wich i believe would be unlimited space for the storage of the subconcieous workings and/of cosmic conections of all life and plains in and for a dementional multiverse that has allways existed and allways will unknown of how often a new universal demention is created whether it's by a slim chance evolution or/and by a/the creator each to their own I like the informative word "it" as anything can be called it and does not gender discriminate.

I believe my creators mental realm capacity is infinite leading to a never ending subconcieous and , and in my personal search for the answers of possible magic through thoughts existing as real on a plain of thought probably visible if you could see your thoughts.

by P0Ti0N February 29, 2016

Le Potat Grande Capaccino

The potat chris, called a big baka by wabbit. He booli s her a lot!

wabbit: @Le Potat Grande Capaccino meanie.

by thisisnotwabbit April 15, 2020

i am at my maximum pee storage capacity

another way of saying "i need to go pee really bad"

person:i shall unleash a continous stream of pee for i am at my maximum pee storage capacity
person2:ou could instead say "i am gonna go to the toilet" its much shorter

by cosmnik July 1, 2021

Calacanis

A tech-related hoax created to garner as much attention as possible for the poster. Examples include the buzz surrounding the Apple iPad.

Some random iPod repair company claims they have the first parts for the new iPhone. Sounds like a Calacanis to me.

by jacobfox February 8, 2010

capanoonies

A combination of the words "crap", "pajebees", and "kahoonies"....meaning everything inside a person.

Thunder: "Kaboom"
Me: "That scared the capanoonies out of me."

by CandyP69 September 24, 2011

Calacker

Somebody who slacks off beyond slacking off. The biggest possible slacker.

That man is a real calacker

by fireman20 August 12, 2011