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It's called history, sweaty

A phrase employed to point out the extremely obvious, off a memorable, widely shared Twitter exchange about Jesus writing the Bible. The misspelling of "sweetie" as "sweaty" lends it a perfect killer twist. A more ironic, in-the-know version of "duh," usually pronounced with dripping sarcasm.
World War Two was fought in Antarctica?
It's called history, sweaty, look it up.

Johnny is crushing on Perkins? I don't believe it!
It's called history, sweaty!
by Creed Cur June 7, 2021
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Edward Cullen

The result of what happens when voldemort kills Cedric and he changes into a fairy that sparkles. Harry should be worried.

He stalks this stupid teenager called Bella Swan, and messes with her head. He more than likely has escaped a mental instution, having commited this crime a few years ago.

He is somehow able to have sex with Bella creating a child. However, he is supposingly dead, meaning he cannot have an erection, so I fail to see how that works.

He goes insane by one smell of her blood, yet is able to manage four days of her bleeding from down below due to her period.

Did I mention he sparkles? Well he does..
Yesturday, a guy crept into my room. He watched me all night but yet failed to get an erection when I changed.. He could be the brother of Edward Cullen!
by failingsuccess December 20, 2010
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nectar collector

A glass or metal and silicone pipe used to smoke dabs by being heated with a lighter or torch. Once heated it is put over the wax and you suck out the other end like a straw and it is vaporized.
whos got the nectar collector i got 3g of wax
by stonedtothebone420 January 17, 2019
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Colleen

Loving person who loves everything and anybody and Disney
Man1: look at her

Man2: she's such a Colleen

Man1:I know right
by By:desserts May 20, 2016
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Collectomaniac

Person so obsessed with collectibles and antiques and the like that they really should just find a way to make it a business because it's taking all their time and energy anyway.
Christopher'd better just open a shop - he's such a collectomaniac that his wife can't even move in their house!
by thejen_i May 1, 2012
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Collective

Just as a group of crows is a murder, a group of sheep is a herd...

A group of assholes is a collective
"Julianne raised 5 boys and yet somehow they ended up just being a collective."

"How can those boys be so mean, mom?"

"It's just what happens when there's a collective sweetie."
by K- November 16, 2020
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colleen

an amazing person who acts retarded with her dance friends. Another name for, EXTREMELY sexy girl, and amazing dancer.
Wow, that girl can dance like a Colleen
by Colleen Mac January 30, 2008
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