crazy coon

a person who is acting a little crazy but not to the point of insanity

Jimmy, you're being a real crazy coon right now for trading Goldschmit

by suhhdude May 19, 2016

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coon car

A 2000s model commodore or falcon that is started with a screw driver and is only capable of doing single pegga circle work.

Person one: Is that a fully sick be commodore

Person 2: Nah just a coon car

by Horniblow September 17, 2020

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(noun)No one can be cooler than this person. If you try, his personal bestfriend Chuck Norris will come and roundhouse kick you to the face. If god somehow gives you a chance to live and you kill Chuck Norris, Soviets will use their nuclear radiation and resurect him and then leave the death to me. Since Cooper is the Almighty, he just has to look at you an you will fall on the ground, thriving with pain.

(verb) to wish to be hotter than the Cooper

The Cooper Coons just eliminated Adam Ross.

by Coondawg123 January 19, 2012

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coon wheel

A steering wheel which is small in diameter, designed so a car can be steered whilst the driver is handcuffed

"Aw Fuck, looks like leroy Boombaclat has escaped custody again, good job his car has a coon wheel fitted"

by sipukka October 21, 2021

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Mississippi Coon

When you are driving down the road and there isnt a bathroom for mile and you have to pee. You hang your back-end out of the car window and pee while the car is in motion.

"Daddy, what was that furry thing? Was that Sasquatch?"
"No boy, that was a Mississippi Coon..."

by Imnotaraciest March 19, 2010

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