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contrivium

all those crazy science fiction materials with bizarre properties used to explain how the space travel gets around the laws of science.
contrivium is infinitely strong, lightweight, a room temperature superconductor, heatproof, and constantly emits high energy B.S. particles that can be used as a source of almost limitless energy.
engineer: "oh no! an engineering problem! what will we do?"

other engineer: "just build it out of contrivium!"

engineer: "oh yeah I forgot about that!"
by anpotato October 16, 2020
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nostril contamination

When one picks his/her nose and subsequently picks the remaining nostril with the same finger, therfore taking snot from one nostril and inserting it into the other.
Dude, you totally just had a case of nostril contamination!
by Gareth Mc Givern August 27, 2007
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Matthew [contract killer]

A play on the name of Matthew the Evangelist or Saint Matthew, the Patron Saint of Tax Collectors, Matthew is a common pseudonym used by contract and professional killers in reference to the collection of a fee or “contract” in exchange for the commission of a murder(s); also commonly associated with political or industrial espionage; a Matthew can be defined as an entity that initiates or executes the illegal extraction, destruction or trading of information for monetary gain.
1)To say that a patron or rival is scheduled to meet with Matthew contract killer. 2) To claim that Matthew will tend to a situation. 3) To claim Matthew as a client and/or associate.
by Aron Tel August 16, 2008
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money contest

Not quite a dick waving contest, but invitation can be precipitated by what one believes is leading in the direction of said contest.
It occurs when Person B continues to try to "one-up" person A. Person A, who appears indifferent, and with low tolerance, abruptly questions, "Do you want to have a money-contest." Person A has effectively downplayed person B's attempts to one-up, by insinuating that Person B would clearly lose in a money contest.
Benjamin growing quite impatient with the sak's salesgirl and her vague references to dating celebrities and world-travel, promptly interrupted, "Would you care to have a money contest?"
by cfb7 March 7, 2009
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Raging Controlled Plums

The type of plums that make you throw up after you eat them.
J: OH SHIT THOSE RAGING CONTROLLED PLUMS ARE MAKING ME SICK AS FUCK *vomit*
by FuckinJoe July 2, 2016
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slave contract

A contract where you sell your soul to a company or person i.e letting them own everything you ever produced and also them being able to always extend the contract as a bonus fact most slave contracts prevent people from suing the company so always read the contract before signing
You never hear anything about the people who have auditioned for ___ Got Talent? Maybe they have signed a slave contract so they can't post anything online without their permission
by Hotpies January 28, 2018
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Trauma Contract

A trauma contract is where one person in a relationship (romantic or friendship) makes partner(s) sign a contract saying that they will not do certain things as a result of a previous toxic relationship. This is often linked with ptsd and paranoia, as trauma from the past could make one fear similar things happening again.
Maddie made her boyfriend sign a trauma contract that said he will never ignore her calls.
by Freerose October 1, 2018
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