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Blue Comment Cancer

The type of commentor in under TikTok videos, who leave badly worded sentences with terrible grammar, that has something to do with the video, in order to get the Blue comment (Which is a comment you can click on to search for whatever the comment is saying)
*Under a TikTok video of a AI-read reddit story about a cheating wife*
Blue Comment Cancerer (The Commentor): "Cheating Wife Reddit Part 2"
*TikTok's algorithm makes the comment blue and clickable, and the Commentor gets likes and validation)
by AndreasTheGuy1 October 29, 2023
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As Scathing As A YouTube Comment

Used after being given a really lame insult. Originated from internet trolls that think insulting someone in the YouTube comments is going to have an impact.
Frank: Dude, you're so dumb
Steve: I know you are, but what am I?
Frank: ...That was about as scathing as a youtube comment
by LiamOSM March 27, 2014
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Comment

A persons positive output on a certain creation.
Do you have a comment towards this piece of art?
Person: I love the creativity and visual appearance.
by jREG -204- August 25, 2006
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commencement

start something
Cause trouble, especially a quarrel or fight, as in Stop bringing that up—do you want to start something
The first set relate as usual to the hour of commencement, the second to the hours of occurrence of lightning causing fires.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 1, 2019
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voice comment

The craziest new form of Myspace communication since the Myspace IM. Dial a friend’s assigned comment number and instantly get a hold of a really excited automated message before you speak into the phone after the beep. What ensues post-beep is sheer chaos. Franticly searching to say something while you realize time will run out soon, and when that comes, you have three choices, save, listen, rerecord. You decide to listen, only to find that you sound like a complete jackass, and after the message has been heard, it is automatically saved and sent. One listens to the comment on your friends page in shame, then regrets ever even attempting it, or at least thinks about why they didn’t rerecord.
friend 1 "dude, I sounded like a fuckin idiot in your voice comment!"
friend 2 "naw, you sounded the same"
friend 3 "ahahaha, did you get mine?"
friend 2 "naw i haven't checked yet"
friend 3 "i sounded like a dumbass too!"
by vitascope September 3, 2006
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Keith Comment

Building up your ego by using ridiculous and false comments that cannot be disproved due to the given circumstances

Keith: I could totally bang any girl in this bar if my girlfriend wasn't here
If you use a Keith comment you owe a dollar to the jar
by Joey Bats July 2, 2014
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comment bomb

In short, killing a comment thread. This can occour many ways. A few examples are: going completely off-topic, posting a very long comment, or posting any comment that makes other commenters feel as if they just shouldn't add another comment. Comment bombs are often dropped by a thread killer.
Bob: "HAHA! Funny picture!"
Sarah: "Lol, I remember when this happened!! =)"
Jared: "I'm sorry, I just can't laugh at this right now. I'm so depressed."
Jared: "I feel so alone... Someone hold me"

Jared just went comment bombing.
by pseudonull June 26, 2009
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